OUTBREAK IN THE WEST WING?: One of Trump’s personal valets has tested positive for coronavirus. The valets are members of an elite military unit dedicated to the White House and often work very close to the President and first family. Trump was upset when he was informed Wednesday that the valet had tested positive, a source told CNN, and the President was subsequently tested again by the White House physician.
DEATH CULT: Trump administration shelves CDC guide to reopening the country. It was supposed to be published last Friday, but agency scientists were told the guidance “would never see the light of day,” according to a CDC official.
OWNING THE HATERS: Netflix hits back at viral meme on Twitter criticizing use of gay characters in shows
#WINNING: US weekly jobless claims total 3.169 million, bringing seven-week tally to 33.5 million
DRAINING THE SWAMP: Republican donor and Trump ally named postmaster general
TOUGH AS NAILS: Ruth Bader Ginsburg released from hospital after gallbladder treatment
PANDEMIC PRIORITIES: Trump order to paint border wall black could drive up cost $500 million or more
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE: Axl Rose Sparks Twitter Feud With Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin
SNAKE OIL: Televangelist Jim Bakker Fights to Keep Selling Sham COVID-19 ‘Cure From God’. The Missouri Attorney General sued the 80-year-old Bakker to stop him and his company from promoting and selling Silver Solution, a product his TV show falsely claimed could cure coronavirus, HIV, SARS, and other illnesses.
CNN CLIP OF THE DAY: Don Lemon slams Trump’s attempt to blame Obama for medical supply shortages
CNN CLIP OF THE DAY II: CNN’s Chris Cuomo Blasts President Trump for Contradicting Nurse Over PPE Availability
WTF: No censure for councilwoman who called gay mayor a ‘pedophile’
ZOOM OF THE DAY: Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s Stephanie Beatriz becomes George Clooney as Ocean’s Eleven gets gay remake
TRAILER OF THE DAY: ‘Trial by Media’: How a gay man’s revelation of his crush on ‘The Jenny Jones Show’ led to a horrific murder
COMING SOON: Katy Perry Announces ‘Daisies,’ First Single From Fifth Studio Album!
HERE YOU COME AGAIN: Dolly Parton Is Helping Fund One of the Most Promising COVID-19 Treatments Out There
UGH: Kevin Spacey Compares His Downfall from Sexual Assault Allegations to Coronavirus Outbreak
COVER GIRL: Lady Gaga is married to herself, ‘In sickness and in health, I’m with you’
THIRSTY THURSDAY: Nick
