08/24/2007
Tammy Lynn Michaels Not a Fan of Bush
Page Six slaps Tammy Lynn Michaels on the hand for exercising her freedom of speech. Michaels, who seems to come from the Rosie O'Donnell school of verse blogging, takes a more potty-mouthed and direct approach than her partner Melissa Etheridge when it comes to airing her anti-war views. She writes:
"so if i blog / about what an idiotic, parasitical, country-raping piece of shit george w. bush is, i could / go to jail?
george bush / you are a criminal / you are raping our country of our intentions / i do wonder if his mom and dad go to bed at night / proud of little whiskey-cokey-georgie poo / for / his dictatorship?
how does laura lay her head down at night / pulled eyes and all / and dream sweetly of lambies and cashmere sweaters? / when she fucks him / does she call him adolf or castro?
rove / you sweaty little piggish oompa loompa elmer fudd ass / karma is a bitch / and i don't think you'll / ever get / that wascaly wabbit / while torturing the fellas at abu gharib
this war is / war for profit / something i am sure / the bible does not favor
weapons of mass destruction: the current american government.
now come arrest me / you f*ckers."
C'mon Tammy, tell us how you really feel.
What do you get when you cross elmer fudd with bush? WMD [hollywood farm girl]
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Well, I laughed.
sweaty little piggish oompa loompa elmer fudd ass
Posted by: Wes | Aug 24, 2007 9:57:27 AM
A+ in my book. and extra credit for:
"how does laura lay her head down at night / pulled eyes and all / and dream sweetly of lambies and cashmere sweaters? / when she fucks him / does she call him adolf or castro?"
break it down!
Posted by: bigggnasty | Aug 24, 2007 9:59:58 AM
rosie should be so eloquent.
Posted by: A.J. | Aug 24, 2007 10:12:48 AM
What really crappy is Page Six used the headline "VULGAR AND VILE" Saying she should have her mouth washed out with soap.
It's not vulgar nor vile that she spoke her mind.
If anyone is Vulgar and Vile its Page Six and Richard Johnson. I think condemning a person for speaking out would be the last thing a real reporter would do.
Posted by: Gavin Elster | Aug 24, 2007 10:19:20 AM
HOORAY!!!! She simply spoke the truth. I'd be glad to go to jail along side her. She's completely right on with what she said.
Fuck Page 6.
Posted by: Bobby | Aug 24, 2007 10:28:06 AM
I think TLM pretty much summed it up in her piece.
I think it demonstrates the level of frustration, anger and defiance of the current administration.
Tammy Rules All!
Posted by: ShirleyHeezgay | Aug 24, 2007 10:30:06 AM
the president is vulgar and vile
that was a great post!
Posted by: gabriel | Aug 24, 2007 10:31:44 AM
For the Democrats to win next year, they are going to need a "plan", something to do other than go after a lame duck president. Otherwise, they will risk sounding weak going against Romney or whoever gets the other nod. Plus, do you really want to sound like a spoiled high-school-senior? (Admittedly Bush rarely sounds like he got that far in school, but he ain't running again.)
Posted by: anon (gmail.com) | Aug 24, 2007 10:33:34 AM
I really liked the sentiment, much of the content, and the imagery.
The NY Post is wrong saying that Ms. Michaels wrote something vulgar and vile. Good poetry incites. The problem is that this poem is probably the best one on her blog. I don't think the Post would be wrong saying that she writes some pretty poor poetry. Did you read her other stuff? She needs to do a LOT of work revising that stuff before calling herself a poet.
Posted by: JT | Aug 24, 2007 10:33:37 AM
Rock on Sister!
Posted by: scotte | Aug 24, 2007 10:41:21 AM
Notice how the NY post refers to her as the lesbian "wife"... in quotations.
Jerks.
Posted by: Wes | Aug 24, 2007 10:53:18 AM
I wonder if Page Six thinks the slaughter of hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians is possibly even more "vulgar and vile" than Tammy's blog posting? Nah, those Iraqi 3 yr olds deserved it, for hiding our oil under their sand. Eat lead you little oil-thieving towelhead!
Posted by: Johnny | Aug 24, 2007 11:40:34 AM
Wow, that was FANTASTIC and spot on and she is far wittier and sharper than Rosie O!
Posted by: Juan Pablo | Aug 24, 2007 11:41:34 AM
Is there ANY element of surprise that she is not a Bush fan? I think not.
As for Rosie O'Donnell...well, better left unsaid.
Posted by: Stephen | Aug 24, 2007 11:46:57 AM
I HATE THIS ADMINISTRATION >>>G.BUSH can go and suck it ...and all of those who are pimping our country ad people for cash in their bank accounts...THEY CAN GO AND FUCK THEMSELVES
Posted by: Bosie | Aug 24, 2007 11:56:00 AM
Bushit indeed,...go tammy lyn...Billiary, anyone?
Posted by: yeahisaidit | Aug 24, 2007 12:24:55 PM
omg...that was a mouth full...
Posted by: Shabaka | Aug 24, 2007 12:47:36 PM
Fuck Page Six and all the other prudes...Hey Andy, I expected you to come down harder on the jerks at Page Six.
Posted by: Al | Aug 24, 2007 12:56:21 PM
BRAVO TAMMY!!!! Keep blogging and speaking the truth!!
Posted by: Shadow | Aug 24, 2007 1:13:26 PM
TLM .... just gave me wood.
Posted by: Eric | Aug 24, 2007 1:46:34 PM
Well, I agree with the anger at Bush but not the way it was expressed. A little class goes a long way.
Posted by: Icouldbeyou | Aug 24, 2007 4:43:41 PM
Rock on Girl! How can anyone come down on Tammy for speaking her mind, truthfully? I have been a fan of her blog for while now because she always speaks the truth and doesn't sugar coat anything. She's able to put into words how everyone else is feeling. and does so, so very well. She is the type of person i would love to have a tea with. very thought provoking, intelligent and hilarious.
Posted by: Janeen | Aug 24, 2007 7:54:53 PM
I LOVE HER!!!
Well done - especially about when she fucks him, does she call out Adolf?!!
Posted by: lou | Aug 25, 2007 1:46:09 AM
Tammy has no HW career anymore, so she's free to speak. Melissa is a force to be reckoned with, so Tammy's well-protected. Rosie is Rosie. She should get a medal for her work this year on daytime Network television.
Posted by: kc | Aug 25, 2007 11:01:03 AM
I give her an A for Effort but a C for Style..anybody can curse, it takes little mental effort.
B- for originally, "the angry lesbian" HAS been done to death.
overall, B tho'.
carry on
Posted by: Ms Crabtree | Aug 25, 2007 4:23:46 PM