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08/02/2007
NYC Firefighter Cover Model Michael Biserta: Insert Hose Joke Here
Staten Island's Michael Biserta of Ladder Co. 131 in Red Hook, Brooklyn graces the cover of the forthcoming FDNY Firefighters Calendar of Heroes. But as Patric (Warning: NSFW) and Fleshbot (Warning: NSFW) point out, he's already had some experience with the media, appearing in a "Guys Gone Wild" video where he shows that a skill for fighting fires is not his only gift (Warning: NSFW).
A few more of this year's models after the jump...
You can find more where these came from...
Sphere: Related ContentPosted 11:42 AM EST by Andy in Calendars, Firefighters, New York, News | Permalink
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If I thought he would arrive at my door, I would set my house on fire. Yummy, yummy!
Posted by: burnin' up | Aug 2, 2007 11:59:57 AM
God bless Xtube
Posted by: Gregg | Aug 2, 2007 12:09:46 PM
OMG !!! I'm wondering, is this the reason why he was chosen to be on the cover of the calendar?
Posted by: Sean | Aug 2, 2007 12:10:34 PM
Woof! A couple years ago, the 'Guys Gone Wild' DVDs were circulating around work, and I remember this man as having the ONLY dick worth looking at...
Posted by: Roy | Aug 2, 2007 12:28:31 PM
What IS it about firemen being so damn HOT?
It almost makes you want to be an arsonist...(other than the prison sentence)
But that's another fantasy altogether)...although I doubt they're ALL that hot (or available)
Posted by: Jordan | Aug 2, 2007 12:48:08 PM
What's with all the damned shaved chests? If FIREMEN won't leave their chest hair alone, who the hell will???
Posted by: Acolyte | Aug 2, 2007 1:11:38 PM
They were on the Today Show today and this guy is DEFINITELY Mr. Horsecock.
The only possible thing saving me from a jealousy-induced suicide is that his wiener looks more "hook" than "ladder" -- maybe a little hard to slide down that pole?
Oh what am I saying -- pass the fucking hemlock...I'm outta here.
Posted by: Becks | Aug 2, 2007 1:12:32 PM
Way too much Photoshop done to the cover.
Posted by: anon (gmail.com) | Aug 2, 2007 1:30:29 PM
makes you wonder if he's into saving people or concerned how he looks while doing it. probably both.
Posted by: assante | Aug 2, 2007 1:39:21 PM
"What's with all the damned shaved chests? If FIREMEN won't leave their chest hair alone, who the hell will???"
Chest hair's flammable. Duh.
Posted by: Iko | Aug 2, 2007 1:54:20 PM
Yeah, I don't want to look a gift horsecock in the mouth, but it's way too hooky for me. If it hung straight, I think I'd have to be sedated. Oh well...
Posted by: Dan | Aug 2, 2007 2:13:35 PM
Okay, is it warm in here or is the house on fire?
Holy Crap! That is one, BIG HONKIN' DICK!!!
Woof!
Posted by: Rad | Aug 2, 2007 2:27:47 PM
I remember seeing that Guys Gone Wild video just after it came out...and I think his 'hooked' cock is HOT!
Posted by: peterparker | Aug 2, 2007 2:32:51 PM
IKO: Yeah, I thought of that--that and the added heat. But unless they're running into burning buildings dressed like they are on the calendar, I'm pretty sure they'll be wearing firefighter clothes that are made especially for that type of thing...
Posted by: Acolyte | Aug 2, 2007 2:40:09 PM
anybody else find it intriguing watching that video that he stayed so limp while a bevy of bimbos admired him and stroked his ego? i suppose it takes a lot of blood pressure to pump that thing up, but still, makes you wonder whether women don't turn him on...
Posted by: curious | Aug 2, 2007 4:05:23 PM
He straight thank god for once and uh id tap that sideways
Posted by: sasha | Aug 2, 2007 4:08:49 PM
My mama never told me playing with matches will get me one of these.
Posted by: dons888 | Aug 2, 2007 4:23:45 PM
i'm with you Curious.....I was watching that video and thinking the exact same thing.
Any red blooded American hetro would have had a full woody going....this guy didn't even twitch. He is absolutely beautiful and of course very nicely hung, but I would wager this weeks check that if there had been a bevey of beautiful guys doing that video, Fire boy would have been rock hard and possibly raising his legs.
Posted by: Joshua | Aug 2, 2007 4:24:51 PM
For those who are saying he was limp throughout the video, I disagree. It looked to me like he had a semi-erection going on. I dated a guy who had a cock that curved down just like FireBoy's cock. I always had to actually touch it to see if it was hard. I'm guessing our firemen has the same issue.
Posted by: peterparker | Aug 2, 2007 4:41:28 PM
I agree.
Posted by: Peterparker'spartner'speter | Aug 2, 2007 5:41:29 PM
Awesome! Something like this everyday would be great Andy........
Posted by: Johnny Lane | Aug 2, 2007 6:29:54 PM
Peterparker is right. My boyfriend Mark has an extremely big hose and he is a real estate salesman. Thank goodness he only whips it out for me.
But if FDNY wants to raise some REAL money, why don't they invite folks to travel to Staten Island to HOLD Michael's massive member? I would pay $1000 just to hold it!
Posted by: krishnan | Aug 2, 2007 7:27:43 PM
IT'S NOT HIM! Watch this video from NBC Today Show with all the models/firemen introducing themselves and the calendar. It's definitely not him.
http://video.msn.com/v/us/msnbc.htm?g=b4184887-b6e3-47a8-aa04-a7744c6807d3&f=05&fg=rss
Posted by: dons888 | Aug 2, 2007 10:49:37 PM
At least with a dick like that you'd never have to use the line "Is it in yet?"
Which unfortunately I've had to use on more than one occasion...
But then again, I'm a cold-hearted bitch.
Posted by: Jordan | Aug 3, 2007 12:48:05 AM
Hello 911....I am on fire!!
Posted by: Benjamin | Aug 3, 2007 1:25:34 AM
looks like the same guy to me, dons888. Same hairline, same eyes/eyebrows, same jaw.
Not that I noticed
Posted by: Gregg | Aug 3, 2007 1:47:03 AM
What does every firehouse in NYC have a waxing booth also? Where's the real men?
Posted by: Bruce | Aug 3, 2007 2:32:19 AM
Mr. May is making me nosebleed... tissue tissue!
Posted by: VestibuleSublevel | Aug 3, 2007 6:38:54 AM
Michael bears a striking facial resemblance to former NFL quarterback Jim Harbaugh. Jim is now head coach of the Stanford Cardinal football team. You boys on the west coast should go check him out and see if he also resmebles Michael DOWN THERE!
Posted by: krishnan | Aug 3, 2007 9:28:25 PM
guys and girls give it a rest
Posted by: ismmee | Aug 4, 2007 1:43:37 PM
This is totally ridiculous. Many of us have done stupid, embarassing things when we were teenagers. Michael might have made an error in judgment long before he joined the NYFD (and those girls obviously exploited his narcissim and stupidity) but the puritanical FD chief clearly over-reacted. The calendar is a harmless, fun project which supports an important NYC charity.
Posted by: Mark | Aug 7, 2007 2:00:55 AM
yes that is def him I went to high school with that kid. He was a lot thinner then. I never thought he was hot until now, When I saw what he was packing.
Posted by: gina | Aug 7, 2007 10:29:55 AM
BEEN THERE DONE THAT.... NOW HES ONE NIGHT STAND I AM DAMN PROUD OF
Posted by: SORE | Aug 31, 2007 10:19:18 AM
fags...why dont you jump each other instead of going after the normal guy. Damn pedophiles you should be drowned at birth
Posted by: george w bush | Nov 4, 2007 1:12:08 AM