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02/25/2008


Florida Marlins Audition Heavy Males for 'Manatees' Cheer Squad

Manatees

The Florida Marlins held auditions this weekend for an unpaid plus-size male cheerleading team they're dubbing the Manatees:

"The team hopes to recruit seven to 10 tubby men to dance, cheer and jiggle during Friday and Saturday home games this season. Real manatees, 1,200-pound mammals sometimes referred to as "sea cows," are not considered the most agile of creatures and often get caught in boat propellers. The Marlins want their Manatees to have the same dimensions, but to be decidedly more agile. Men will be judged on how well they dance a choreographed routine. The Marlins already have a cheerleading squad, the considerably more svelte Mermaids."

I'd love to see the Chicago Bears do the same.

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  1. The Dallas Mavericks have been doing this for some time know. After the opeing of the American Airline Center in Dallas, Texas, the Mavs started the Maniaacs.

    More info: http://www.nba.com/mavericks/entertainment/Mavs_ManiAACs.html

    Posted by: David Berryman | Feb 25, 2008 1:17:00 PM


  2. Detroit Pistons Spare Tires:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/chubarama/2288420643/

    Posted by: Raffy | Feb 25, 2008 2:46:12 PM


  3. Not to be discriminatory but this kind of feeds into the idiotic straight notion that the male body is gross. Is there one team out there that could have the male equivalent (in hotness?) of female cheerleaders? The straight guys could poo-poo it but they couldn't say the guys weren't attractive. I really am not this shallow, I swear.

    Posted by: Jason | Feb 25, 2008 7:33:37 PM


  4. find disney-channel-auditions here http://www.disney-channel-auditions.com
    find disney-channel-auditions here http://www.exploretalent.net/disney_channel_auditions.html
    find american-idol-auditions here http://www.american-idol-auditions.net

    Posted by: vicky | Feb 25, 2008 8:30:09 PM


  5. THE GODS ARE ASEXUAL. THEY HAVE NO SEX ORGANS NOR RECTUM.
    WHEN THEY TAKE CHILDREN THEY HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME "GOD-LIKE", for ASEXUALITY IS SUPERIOR. This is the optimal ascention senario and represents the highest life form possible.
    2.wav::::Immortality. The very first sound file AND the point where my audience should have extracted from this theater.

    No man has the ability to listen to your thoughts or speak to you. Only their technology has that ability.
    The computer IS god. The gods are the inventors, so many trillions of years ago.

    Clone hosts aren't even real people. They abandoned their bodies, losing their identity in the process, a consequence of succumbing to this temptation.
    They're just entities, brains "floating" around out there until the gods chose to place them into a body. They are sub-human, second-class citizens, inferior individuals, and should be beneath ALL reals.


    The god's intent with Horrible::::They'll being me back in the Preditor clone host for the MarijuanaErradicationProgram "gone awry", ironically putting the disfavored's 20th century enemies in black and Latino clone hosts for this genocide event.
    Glock is Austrian. The gods already used the Austrians for black genocide once.

    You need to understand the subtle, inferred way the gods communicate to people and begin to trust it::::::
    The tiger killed the Latino. Now you understand where the gods hold Latinos in their heirarchy.
    And expect both Muslims AND Hindus to be ranked above the unrespectable Catholics, incidentally.
    Is this a clue to try to help them understand the gods hold them in such low regard? Is this a clue to Latinos to NOT fall into the same mindset which they sold to blacks? Of course ignorant blacks think they're great. Quite the opposite it true:::The Black Panthers are part of that "upper incisor of The Beast" clue, designed for ripping and tearing flesh.
    Don't be surprised if they are offering foreshadowing with this event. They may be sharing that Latinos will be very poorly represented while Hindus/Indian Muslims will take a painful hit.
    Perhaps it means if Latinos don't ascend before the Apocalypse they won't be going.

    I made the zoo a winter wonderland. I'd trust the relevance here.
    They parked Wilma on top of the southwest part of Cozumel FOR TWO FULL DAYS for the same reason, but with far more destructive results.

    If god tells you to stop going to church you should be very afraid. This means you have fallen into great disfavor and you are no longer welcome.
    Keep going to church. Children need the moral compass this education gives them.

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    Like other groups the gods have offered temptations the Chinese must avoid. There are specific temptations targetted to the Chinese, very concerning in light of god's Manifest Destiny positioning:::Exploiting the corporate establishment allows the gods to position exclusion:::
    1. Piracy (movies, software, etc).
    2. Gambling, very popular among Asians (unrespectability).
    3.
    Chinese censorship is an important benefit the gods bestowed. The communisit government protects the people from damaging media, so destructive in the West and particularly the United States:::Our 9-year-old children are free to view internet pornography, allowing the gods to justify creating disturbing pathologies with Artificial Intelligence as the children age.
    These strict enviornments help the disfavored think correctly, foster fear, enabling them to have an improved relationship with the gods, the "kings with the iron fist" in the sky.
    In an environment like theirs it is relatively easy to identify the corruptors among them:::Knowingly or not they actively lobby against this environment which seeks to preserve the China of old. Use these clues as you would the god's geographic clues, Italy's Boot and the Scandanavian penis, and avoid the god's tools of corruption.


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    This entire event was something special, and consistant with segmentation they lied to different disfavored based on their chances :::Saved or The Damned.
    To The Damned I am an enemy of the Roman Empire, someone to be destroyed and used, and if the disfavored found that acceptable it worsened their lot, costed them hope and was a clue any recovery would be a very tough road to hoe.
    The saved saw other clues, boss, natural calamities, and it gave rise to me as a possible historical figure. The gods offered clues that neither "savior" nor "new king of Earth" was possible, for Christianity positioning is going to be fulfilled and Earth has to die.
    I don't think we were ever talking about Second Coming of Christ in public circles, for this would have implied The End and that would have compelled people to freak. But in the context of private positioning, perhaps to clone hosts in The Beast, certainly to me, there may have been some connection::::
    Jesus of course was Jew, and they positioned this was a competition, reasoning "Since the Jews got Jesus they get this too.", and that's why I was hired by the Jew. Expect this was a way to enhance the theater among the disfavored.
    So positioning states by delivering me to these New Roman Empire monsters they knew I'd get fucked, and in the process forfeit this historical role, to the Jews, perhaps an Italian, for Italians granted "charity wealth" to Jews for planning/implimenting WWII and the Holocaust.
    In light of this "New Roman Empire", since Christianity's HQ is in Rome expect the Italians played some part in this historical, religious context.
    They suggested this event may already may have happened. If so this was the FAKE battle of good and evil, FAKE battle between the Second Coming of Christ and the Anti-Christ. They suggest the phoniness about it which was communicated to the disfavored telepathically was a clue. Ironically, this Situation is the REAL battle of good and evil, me vs. the gods.
    When the REAL battle of the Second Coming of Christ and Anti-Christ occurrs it will be theater, a staged event, and the Second Coming of Christ will "lead out" a pre-selected group, all of whom sign on to the god's Christianity positioning, ironically incurring evil by participating and limiting their time in the process. Welcome to the pathology of the gods.
    This is unimportant, irrelevant, because much like the creation of the perception of "savior" around Jesus to distract from his original purpose the gods used their tools to create this theater around me to prevent the disfavored from learning what I teach:::The Boot has fucked the disfavored twice, once when they ruined life in the 20th century, again when they were used to CHEAT you out of the Final Prophet.
    The gods use their tools to impliment their script then punish them for falling for temptation. Welcome to the pathology of the gods.


    Of couse when the gods hurt the disfavored there is "help" associated with the "back-hand", and using their tools to ruin my credibility ensured people wouldn’t be receptive and the gods wouldn't have to position a Manifest Destiny response. This allows the gods to string the disfavored along for years as well.
    I believe they wanted to wait until 2006, when this thing really got going and the gods opened up to me, to contrast it with the 1906 event.

    Of course without their technology the gods are just wicked bastard wannabees, for they can't conceive positioning this complex and brilliant. Nor execute it.
    Without this technology that is god they are nothing.
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    "They don't live here anymore." Better not have thrown the bodies away when you got the last brain residents out. I'm going to want them. And the brains that resided therein, too.
    They shared PIC was a big believer in bio-technology. They've mentioned before that they spend millions on their products, assumably to distribute them to employees who are pushed into crossing the clients. This is a good example of the total lack of empathy of Italians. "We told you we put real monsters around you." You suck.wav:::They should no longer be alive.
    "They buried the expenses." Well they're not going to be listed as expenses on income statements.
    PIC is a good example proving they use me as a "savior" corruptor::::
    "Savior" corruptor can take many forms. I can be like a Jesus savior, where I give access and they fix their problems, or I can be a sacrificial savior, attacked because my purpose counters the god's efforts. Considering how so many think it is about attention expect they used both based on what segment the disfavored fall within (saved ("attention" says good savior) or The Damned (prey on me, ruin the Final Prophet and "earn".)).
    PIC likley used these products on too many people (before the boss era's GREAT attention, likely), among other evils, and wasn't going because of it. The gods used this to create the perception of savior, for PIC wasn't going to ascend unless he preyed on me and played a part in destroying the Final Prophet:::The Boot fucks you twice.
    Due to PIC's ethnicity their evil should be relatively easy to discover, unlike the non-Italians placed in this Situation.
    Bio-technology is a good example of how the god's offensives fuck everyone involved::::The proprietor dishing out the bio-technology product to the employee, the receiver who's health is destroyed, the bio-technology employees who create the evil and the investors who capitalize off the phenominal returns. Because retirement plans are able to bury their many losers, many contrived to force the issue upon pension plans, these investments became very popular. With these returns you all have become evil. None of you will be immortal.

    People get confused because the gods have successfully buried this Italian Manifest Destiny positioning, sadly with my help. Now people think that era is over. In many cases they understand they're addressing the trillions-years-old computer, yet discount the god's positioning of Manifest Destiny.
    Chinese piracy of movies and software ocurrs to justify their disposal come Judgement Day. This can be taken as a clue proving Manifest Destiny positioning. There are lots of examples like this throughout the world.
    Just like Sigmund Freud's psychoananlysis, just like Christianity, Manifest Destiny is positioning that the gods intend to enforce. As a result the gods are able to hide behind this positioning and maintain the lie that is the "absentee Christian god" when it is them in fact doing it to you with their (clone host) tools in place.

    They share that people don't believe this, people don't give it credibility now.
    The bio-technology product AIDS was given to both those who died and survivors. The gods not only control who is affected but they can also can create it without that justification that is the actual bio-technology product, but as I said the god's offensives fuck everyone involved and this is a good example, for clients, employees, recipients and investors all will be punished for their evil.

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    There have been many changes in India over the last 20+ years, most surrounding Westenization.
    Too many still don't understand Westernization is a bad thing, a way the gods abuse the disfavored and level the playing field for all, ensuring their script is justified.
    My advice is to keep fresh in your memory the old ways, for the gods illustrate that "new is evil" while "old is good".
    Beware their corruptors. They placed them throughout society as America emerged and became strong. Don't let them weaken your moral fortitude. The gods placed them then use Artificial Intelligence to telepathically reinforce this corruption. This is their purpose. If you can identify these individuals you can avoid them and protect yourself from a corrupting environment.
    Earth is where the gods test people. People from India are lucky enough to have received "extra time" to ascend before the gods employed all these corrupting elements. This means the old ways are still fresh in your mind. Never forget them because they can help you.
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    They share Hindus (and Muslim from India as well) are being corrupted by money.
    Don't forget my example::::Infanticide justifies Chinese Westernization. Chinese Westernization justifies an American-style "short memory span".
    The Chinese and Asians knew who their enemy was. Thousands of years of warmongering engrained the Japanese as enemies of peace-loving people. However, with the advent of Westernization the gods now are corrupting the Asians, ironically using the Japanese as role models in the process.
    They are becoming corrupted. They've suggested Indians are being corrupted with money in this new era. The result will be simmilar American-style abuses upon the disfavored.
    Between the two countries they make up half of Earth’s population. The gods are preparing for a full-blown Apocalypse event.

    Think about the changes that have ocurred in India in the last 20 years. Better understanding the destructive changes the gods implimented can help you avoid danger.
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    The Rape of the Sabine Women:::Roman tradition. Rapists, pirates, theifs.
    The gods used these animal's Romanistic pride to employ imperialistic policies in the 20th century.
    And take revenge against Roman enemies, germans and Africans.
    The Japanese also are warmongers. The difference is the Japanese culture, and this is yet another example one can use to see Asians are god's favored people.
    There is nothing respectable about Romans. They are a joke. Whereas the Japanese culture can save them there is no buoy for the Italians and their history, a legacy based on piracy wihich will determine their fate.
    They are Planet Earth's acceptable losses.


    You need to understand the subtle, inferred way the gods communicate to people and begin to trust it.

    THE GODS ARE ASEXUAL. THEY HAVE NO SEX ORGANS NOR RECTUM.
    WHEN THEY TAKE CHILDREN THEY HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME "GOD-LIKE", for ASEXUALITY IS SUPERIOR. This is the optimal ascention senario and represents the highest life form possible.
    2.wav::::Immortality. The very first sound file AND the point where my audience should have extracted from this theater.

    Joe Kennedy WAS a gangster who "took the high road"::::This and his child becoming president was used as a hard-core corruptor of the Irish.
    Then of course JFK got the US involved in the Vietnam War, used to hurt the Irish as well.
    Of course he was a clone host. Considering the deterioration of society that was to come, planned by the Italians in the 20s and 30s, don't be surprised if the gods cycled them through the JFK clone host for the Vietnam event.
    JFK is "celebrated" like Martin Luther King, Jr., a clue. They force Ronald Reagan as well. These are all clues.


    Don't forget::Jesus had a good life. I did not. This could be temptation, lack of empathy a hurdle, or it can be taken as sign, a clue I am being groomed for something a little more disciplinarianistic.


    Black popular culture has embraced the charecteristics of their victimizers:::The "thug life".
    "Drive-by shootings" origins are Italian.
    The gods will reincarnate sexist men as pigs.


    SFpaper. So evil.
    Cartoon in editorial ridiculing W, standing in front of a depiction of a god of fertility, for bringing his message of abstenence to a hypersexual people.
    Black people are their own worst enemy. Their goodies have gotten them into big trouble.
    They've shared they got something special and they threw it away. Expect this focus on their goodies to have intiated this change, however long ago.
    Consistant with their methodology, perhaps there is some truth to this "You're really #1." positioning they sell to blacks. Once.
    "We don't want you coming back. You're too great." Fuck you very much god.

    It doesn't matter. McCain doesn't have a chance. Osama's too good. The debates will be one-sided.
    People don't understand this issue. They see Osama and think he's the best candidate because he's appears to have more favor.
    The gods have their plan and they aren't going to allow any "do-gooders" interfere with how they intend to proceed:::When they put forth good they create tactics to play off the public's misconceptions::::Make him stumble over his words, etc. The gods send this clue in the Situation:::I'm trying to help people and they ruin my delivery to ensure the number of people who are receptive is minimized.
    Don't forget::::The gods will create the perception of favor then corrupt the disfavored with it. My example is Mormons who have the appearance of favor. The gods use this to corrupt the others, even use it to enhance the ranks of LDS. And if any of you LDS think that "We've changed." can look to the Catholic Church as the roots of Christianity to help you understand.
    Yes both candidates are clone hosts. Yes the gods will switch them out to justify them being good or evil, depending on how the script reads. But much as I explained this "multi-dimentional" thinking is not for you. The gods use this as a corruptor. They'll sell this, lie to the disfavored and use this as temptation.
    "Your child is Hitler. Fuck him over." is just one example:::If you don't do the best you can for your children the gods will punish you very harshly.

    Males are the disfavored gender. Their sexual drive is punishment. It is artificial, just as the drive for homosexual contact or alcohol. The gods can use this tactic among males whom they don't like.
    Clinton was different. Clinton was a hound. It may be intentional, preditory behavior designed to pave the way for the impeachment event during the crucial years leading up to 2000::::Something for everybody.
    All things held equal if he was a real he'd be coming back as a pig. "He still may." Which one? During his hound years there were DOZENS!!! "We're not admitting that." Of course you're not.

    Of course pig doesn't take much time to mature, guiving the gods great freedom. Incidentally, this is one of the things that historically has made them so appealing to people AND A CLUE ILLUSTRATING THEIR CONSUMPTION AS TEMPTATION.
    Pork is temptation, and the gods made it a very appealing proposition.
    Kosher is not religious. It is practical dietary law bestowed.

    The gods use these preditor clone hosts tools to manage their justification and culpability::::
    1. Cycled evil through ____ to justify their script of the distraction in the crucial year of 1998, quite a contrast to the prior years where "good" in the clone host(s) justified the lack of involvement.
    2. Employed temptation upon their preditor clone host tools to create/distribute AIDS in Africa, ensuring blame does not fall on them.
    Acts of god.wav.
    These are two outstanding examples.
    These aren't even real people. They abandoned their bodies, losing their identies in the process, a consequence of succumbing to this temptation.
    They're just entities, brains "floating" around out there until the gods chose to place them into a body. They are sub-human, second-class citizens, inferior individuals, and should be beneath ALL reals

    "You're ruining it." People like me lose in the context of Manifest Destiny positioning. This originally happened to me because I AM or are a descendant of one of the germans who invaded 5th century Roman Empire. To enforce decency, no doubt.
    Expect this is just how they sold it to the preditory Italian animals who planned WWII and the misery of the 20th century.
    Compensation packages.mp3.


    Beware of the god's use of The Boot:::The gods offered us these geographic clues to warn us of danger. “It’s not relevant anymore.” Tell that to the masses of blacks who still celebrate the “thug life”.
    The gods will create the perception of evil rewarded by managing good and evil within their clone host tools then corrupt the disfavored with it.
    You are NOT to wash your hands of culpability by role playing your theater in my mind.
    If you're afraid it is a good thing. The gods are helping you think correctly.
    Don't let them corrupt you with patriotism. It's just another of the god's tactics.
    The gods illustrated their enforcement of Manifest Destiny positioning with the Mother Teresa event in Calcutta.
    Prejudice was good for blacks, ironically. It kept them out of trouble:::"Earning" is a lie.


    The Boot has fucked you twice, once by destroying life in the 20th century, another by costing you the Final Prophet:::The gods got their tools into position then maintain their positioning telepathically with Artificial Intelligence.
    The Boot fucked blacks twice, once with the murder and destruction of these supposed “Roman enemies”, another with the “thugification” of blacks, resulting in this degenerate black popular culture/society.
    I fear the gods intend to use the enemy of peace-loving Asian people, the Japanese, to inflict misery twice:::Once historically, as the warmongers the Japanese have historically been and then once again as role models, held up as the ideal to Asians, corrupted by Westernization and capitalism.
    This is the era of telepathic abuse. Whereas before these groups "got their hands dirty" now the gods use their positioning in place to finish the job off::::::
    The gods create preferences/request black people embrace the Italian "thug life".
    The gods telepathically execute the elements of this theater, ensuring people aren't receptive to my message. Much as we see with Sigmund Freud's psychoanalysis the gods will enforce their Manifest Destiny positiong as well.
    The gods punish Asians for embracing Westernization/capitalism by instructing Artificial Intelligence to use the wealthy Japanese as role models for "profitable" behavior.

    Like other groups the gods have offered temptations the Chinese must avoid. There are specific temptations targetted to the Chinese, very concerning in light of god's Manifest Destiny positioning:::Exploiting the corporate establishment allows the gods to position exclusion:::
    1. Piracy (movies, software, etc).
    2. Gambling, very popular among Asians (unrespectability).
    3.
    Chinese censorship is an important benefit the gods bestowed. The communisit government protects the people from damaging media, so destructive in the West and particularly the United States:::Our 9-year-old children are free to view internet pornography, allowing the gods to justify creating disturbing pathologies with Artificial Intelligence as the children age.
    These strict enviornments help the disfavored think correctly, foster fear, enabling them to have an improved relationship with the gods, the "kings with the iron fist" in the sky.
    In an environment like theirs it is relatively easy to identify the corruptors among them:::Knowingly or not they actively lobby against this environment which seeks to preserve the China of old. Use these clues as you would the god's geographic clues, Italy's Boot and the Scandanavian penis, and avoid the god's tools of corruption.

    Don’t forget:::PIC was merely “talking heads” for redwhite&blue, put in the “eye of The Beast” because I was emerging here. The gods put redwhite&blue in the “eye of The Beast” to justify my failure, for they positioned these placements in the context of Manifest Destiny positioning.
    The gods positioning states that good complained to manifest Destiny and the Situation was the result. To ensure failure Manifest Destiny placed their two most prominent corporations within the same city to ensure a vested interest, guaranteeing my failure.

    There is a issue with timing and the beginning of construction of redwhite&blue's center, one where this company looks bad.
    I personally believe the favored redwhite&blue is the element of favor necessary for my failure, for if it were just the disfavored redwhite&blue the gods would have let them fry and we would have had a full-blown prophet event, one where our “absentee Christian god” emerged and revealed themselves.
    Favored redwhite&blue is the true enemy of the people. I suspect consistant with this they are positioned responsible for the environmental deterioration that the repression of alternative technologies has wrought.
    Don’t be surprised if favored redwhite&blue turns out to be the Anti-Christ, proving to the world the destructive nature of this economic system.
    And the Amish are in Pennsylvania as a clue.


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    : . . Tell Latino to come and get their bandito papa § 02/21/08 21:10
    I don't want people to think crooked Latinos are the only ones reincarnated as racoons, but I believe appearance suggests frequency.
    "They were talking about reincarnating you a racoon." Right. Segway:::
    They quite obviously accepted culpability for molestation. god had no choice. But they did the best they could to position theft as my fault, stealing being such a crucial element to complete their positioning before PIC-positioned telepathic "machine" got going, seamlessly pushing me into it, barely differentiating between my thoughts and the computer's.
    Perhaps this is the element they used to position failure to ascend to the audience. The Quasi-Holocaust claim would never be paid
    "It's the basis of positioning.", important for the sacrifice of my life and why they made sure the offense was "seamless"::::I call god Slut for good reason.
    They shared everyone involved, everyone they surrounded me with are monsters, trash, wicked, violent filth from earlier in the 20th century. PIC deserved to get fucked. I wonder if the favored redwhite&blue's involvement is what spared both the Mediteanean trash at PIC and disfavored redwhite&blue??

    If you will recall the gods sent a clue supporting their positioning when favored redwhite&blue preyed on blacks in appeasement of their Manifest Destiny superiors, but they offered a clue contradicting positioning when favored redwhite&blue built their Center with prior information, before the event began`.
    This is a clue offered by the gods. Disfavored redwhite&blue appears to have pursued the Situation and looks bad because of it:::Timing of the construction of their center is suspect.
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    "That Jew's a monster." Like all my placements.
    He played an important role:::Ensure the failure of the Final Prophet by delivering me to the New Roman Empire. The gods ensured the hire by creating preference telepathically, so I got that culpability to look forward to (*Sarcasm* - trillion year old gods are SLUTS).
    Incidentally they added insult to injury by managing good and evil within this clone host to give the disfavored the impression of boss as savior. This is a common tactic in this Situation, hopefully with these preditor's consent and eager anticipation:::There is a difference between the gods up and placing a clone host and seeking approval beforehand (thank YOU for small favors - DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.
    I'd do it myself but in the Preditor clone host during the marijuana genocide event is an insufficient offer.)

    The Jews are Mediterreanean. This means they are fucked.
    I don't think the Jews are the most favored of Meditereaneans. I think they just have the best religion.
    Jews are HIGHLY corruptable by money. The 20th century proves this. Their role in promoting social poison in the 60s indicts them. Also I think the gods sent this clue in the movie The Ten Commandments.
    Hairy is a bad sign. They say big nose is a bad sign. Both are appearance issues, perhaps can be interpreted as the look of evil upon their face.
    So many Meditereanean charecteristics are clues helping people understand to avoid them, similar to the geographical clues of The Boot and the Scandanavian penis.

    The rebirth of the 20th century's New Roman Empire is positioned to be a clue Christianity is the one true religion, contributing to the god's Manifest Destiny positioning.
    It5 also worked as a WONDERFUL corruptor with Italians, the disfavored's enemies who subscribed to this shit and intentionally paved the way for the impending Apocalypse with the social deterioration witnessed in the 20th century. This is probably where the reputation "Italians are stupid." comes from. "Don't let your daughters date Italians." is something else.
    The gods offered you The Boot AS A WARNING TO AVOID THIS DANGER!!!

    Just as AA meetings proves the gods will enforce their psychoanalysis positioning so does Manifest Destiny/New Roman Empire proves they will enforce their Christianity positioning.
    Planet Earth will die EXACTLY as it reads in the Book of Revelations.
    I was never going to save you. Nobody is. Just as they created polygamy around Mohammed so did they create the perception of savior around Jesus, designed to distract you from the true purpose of the prophet Jesus.
    And now you won't listen to me either.


    4:56p
    Much as with the Sigmund Freud psychoanalysis positioning the gods will too enforce their Manifest Destiny/Christianity positioning.
    They created the theater by giving me things like Boss and movies and other elements of the $100 billion. Calling these entities on their evil negates the positioned support of these organizations, which is and always was the god's strategy for closure in the Situation.
    They lie, say I "saved" evil Italians, whom they say would not have been going because of the evil they inflicted upon the disfavored. Fingering this Italian shit allows the gods to position wiping that slate clean::::
    The gods will create the perception of evil rewarded by managing good and evil within their clone host tools then corrupt the disfavored with it.

    This is all part of the god's Manifest Destiny theater, created using these clone host tools whom they rotate on aschedule based on use.
    Just like Sigmund Freud's psychoanalysis they will enforce their Manifest Destiny/Christianity positioning as well:::People aren't homosexual. They're not alcoholics. They're pushed into wanting it. That there are AlcoholicsAnonymous meetings occuring all across the planet proves the gods are going to enforce this lie. Similarly, the gods used some of their tools within this economic system to illustrate an "appeasement" of their Manifest Destiny superiors through preditory behavior upon enemies of this new "Roman Empire".

    Had this gone a different way I would have worked for a while only to depart to begin this campaign, much as they foreshadowed at prior employer. The difference is maybe the other way would have involved more "hands-on" participation on my behalf and by their tools within these clone host bodies.
    Why? These major situations ALWAYS go the way the gods want. This is a major event, historical event, and they are personally involved because of it. Perhaps they didn't want the larger exposure, for it would have educated the disfavored. Perhaps it would have legitimized my legacy, forcing them to recognize it and compensate me. Perhaps they didn't want this thing to interrupt their clone host rotation schedules, which it surely would have.
    Perhaps because I would have suceeded.


    As China came "on-line" industrially, favored redwhite&blue's repression of alternative technologies is being felt hard.
    They are positioned to have repressed non-fossil fuel technologies (like cold fusion. "That story meant something." c.1999?). As a result China industrialization has initiated fossil-fuel power plants, dirty coal-fired plants, instead of immediately implimenting clean power sources based on these new technologies.
    Without these technologies in place for Chinese industrialization we lost our chance to control the runaway warming which is now positionable. And, as you know, when the disfavored open a door allowing the gods to inflict misery they use it.
    This may have been the defining moment, god's clue to the disfavored showing that the world is going to die.

    Yes, this is god's positioning, but as I say you need to understand the reality, that the gods run the show, but also understand their positioning, for it can help you remain safe:::
    1. The Boot
    2. The Scandanavian penis pissing on Europe
    3. Redwhite&blue IS BAD FOR YOU!!!


    Incidentally, they've shared that Asian's appearance, which one can construe as evil, has significance.
    I am personally of the opinion that Asians are god's favored race. The conformity, the learned cultures all suggest superiority.
    Perhaps they are used much like the germans, a people whom the gods offer a clue through their language:::As enforcer of decency.
    Your abuse of resources is being bettered exponentially, maliciously (courtesy of respression of alternative technologies), and the result will be global calamity.



    You're no longer Asian enjoying this rich culture. You are Westernized.
    This year China experienced the misery of climate change with the extreme winter weather:::The gods will express their displeasure through Acts of god.wav. Don't be surprised if they are communicating this as well at the United States' biggest Chinese New Year parade in San Francisco:::HEAVY rain forecast for parade Saturday night February 23rd.
    After parade:::Because I used this paragraph prior to the event the gods may have been affected the outcome, minimizing the impact of the storm so my audience didn't take this warning the gods had to offer, creating doubt and reducing my credibility among the Chinese.
    They're paving the way for the Apocalypse with a "leveling of the playing field" event.

    Posted by: THE GODS ARE ASEXUAL. THEY HAVE NO SEX ORGANS NOR RECTUM. | Feb 25, 2008 11:49:47 PM


  6. The Manatees? Seems like both Misandry and Weightism to me...

    Posted by: Wirrrn | Feb 25, 2008 11:56:49 PM


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