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Vanilla Ice Apologizes


Vanilla Ice apologizes — for everything, AFTER THE JUMP...

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  1. Not as sorry as we are. What a fucking tool.

    Posted by: patrick nyc | Mar 4, 2009 4:52:21 PM

  2. Looks like SOMEONE is on step 9.

    Posted by: Sean | Mar 4, 2009 4:54:29 PM

  3. He's hotter than ever. Yum yum. I know, ew, but you know you agree with me.

    He can be my puppet any time.

    Posted by: Joel | Mar 4, 2009 5:01:22 PM

  4. The related website is very odd. What is the point of calling out bad songs, most from another era? Who cares?

    Plus, A-ha is on the list for Take on Me. That's not fair! Morten, Mags, and Pal did their best, and the video was awesome.

    Posted by: Paul R | Mar 4, 2009 5:10:05 PM

  5. A pound of flesh is the price. No more, no less.

    Posted by: TANK | Mar 4, 2009 5:12:49 PM

  6. 'I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know...'

    Posted by: JR | Mar 4, 2009 5:21:59 PM

  7. Isn’t he still working cruise ships as a lounge singer for a living?

    Posted by: Bojo | Mar 4, 2009 5:23:03 PM

  8. Good.

    Now when does Michael Jackson apologize to Jordie Chandler?

    Posted by: David Ehrenstein | Mar 4, 2009 5:38:21 PM

  9. How is it bad music if 40 million copies sold? Is everything old supposed to be bad? WTH?

    Posted by: Marky Merk | Mar 4, 2009 6:00:42 PM

  10. Dammit Sean, you beat me to it! I was considering steps 5 and 8 as well, but I guess you would know better than me. ;)

    Posted by: Victor | Mar 4, 2009 6:10:02 PM

  11. Ha ha ha!!!

    Posted by: Timothy | Mar 4, 2009 6:15:22 PM

  12. of course he's joking, right? where would the late 20 somethings be if it wasn't for ice ice baby? it was a moment - and frankly, the music - and the vanilla himself - seems to have aged well... better than rico suave (tho he did have a killer bod)...

    Posted by: echovic | Mar 4, 2009 6:37:19 PM

  13. Did anyone happen to go to the related site besides Paul?

    This whole thing is marketing, to get people to buy products with the Virgin stamp on it. The advertising and spot I saw in the bottom right hand corner of a page says it all.

    Despicable and not entertaining in the least.

    Posted by: Brandon | Mar 4, 2009 6:54:17 PM

  14. Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.

    Posted by: Troy | Mar 4, 2009 7:03:38 PM

  15. You aren't gonna call anyone with just a quarter.

    Posted by: Anon | Mar 4, 2009 7:31:23 PM

  16. Damn, I have to forgive someone who looks as hot as he does.

    Posted by: NORM | Mar 4, 2009 7:33:38 PM

  17. Apologige for what? That song is hot, besides it made him a fortune. Let's do the math 40 million sold.........................

    Posted by: meloveyalongtime | Mar 4, 2009 7:48:42 PM

  18. I'll forgive him. Of course, I was never mad at him.

    Posted by: David T | Mar 4, 2009 8:46:57 PM

  19. And we care why? Towleroad hit a low today. What are you Queerty with this crap?

    Posted by: Dairyqueen | Mar 4, 2009 8:53:54 PM

  20. I accept his apology and recip with a hot bj

    Hot damn!

    Posted by: Marc | Mar 4, 2009 10:04:14 PM

  21. Am I the only one that found this amusing . . . . tongue in cheek, smart, and a mockery of all of these ridiculous 'apologies' that are put out following events that celebrities should be sorry for. If it's marketing, then it's good marketing - in my humble opinion.

    Posted by: Luke | Mar 4, 2009 11:53:39 PM

  22. Did he do his own interior decorating? For that I WOULD be sorry.

    Posted by: samhraid | Mar 5, 2009 3:15:03 AM

  23. Apologize for what? That song is hot, besides it made him a fortune.


    Posted by: Jason | Mar 5, 2009 3:18:51 AM

  24. Why is this even here, except that we'd all like to see his face slapped with cocks.

    Posted by: Fausto Fernos | Mar 5, 2009 3:20:58 AM

  25. That douche is a parody of himself, and he doesn't even get that. I'm guessing that, even with 40 million copies sold, he ran through the proceeds a LONG time ago. I'm sorry for him, because he is, indeed one sorry MF. (I did like that song, though.)

    Posted by: troschne | Mar 5, 2009 8:13:50 AM

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