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Jason Statham Serious About His Nipple Clamps


"Juice me."

I noticed on the one-sheet for Crank: High Voltage, which opened last Friday, that Statham was hooking up the black battery clip to his tongue, but I had no idea where that other one was going to end up. Anybody see it?

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  1. If he was a real man, he would have hooked it to his balls.

    Posted by: crispy | Apr 20, 2009 11:31:06 AM

  2. He looks just like another one of those e-stim freaks on x-tube.

    Posted by: bading | Apr 20, 2009 11:37:33 AM

  3. Not to be a debbie downer, but if you saw the first one you would know the premise for why he is doing that, and realize that the other end is connected to a car battery!

    Posted by: jmdhsmiami | Apr 20, 2009 12:07:02 PM

  4. @ Bading: Are there many e-stim freaks on x-tube?

    Posted by: Critifur | Apr 20, 2009 12:11:27 PM

  5. I spank it to Jason regularly.

    Posted by: Ken | Apr 20, 2009 12:16:13 PM

  6. What is he exactly? Just rough white trade? Super rough?

    Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Apr 20, 2009 12:18:06 PM

  7. Derrick -

    He is pure perfection. I heart him.

    Did you see him bone Amy Smart in the first Crank? holy smokes.

    Posted by: buzz | Apr 20, 2009 12:32:12 PM

  8. @ Critifur

    Yes, there are tons of them. But I didn't mean 'freaks' in a disparaging manner. I should have used the more judgement-neutral 'enthusiast'.

    Posted by: bading | Apr 20, 2009 12:56:29 PM

  9. Saw it. There's a fair amount of Statham nakedness in it. Two thumbs up (his butt)!

    Posted by: chris | Apr 20, 2009 1:07:43 PM

  10. Never estim above the waist unless you want a heart attack. It is very dangerous.

    Posted by: dezboy | Apr 20, 2009 2:44:41 PM

  11. I heart Jason too. He's dreamy!

    Posted by: Dave | Apr 20, 2009 3:01:45 PM

  12. He looks like a down and dirty f**K. He would screw your brains out then leave you in puddle next to the nightstand.

    Posted by: Chuck | Apr 20, 2009 3:23:40 PM

  13. What? That's how I leave ALL of them.

    Posted by: Brandon | Apr 20, 2009 3:41:27 PM

  14. that guy is too f'ing hot

    Posted by: steve | Apr 20, 2009 4:35:16 PM

  15. aaaah Jason..he is too fucking sexy. A friend of mine worked on one of his movies and he said (maybe wishful thinking) that Jason was always flirting with him, knowing the power he had over the adoring gay masses. sigh.

    Posted by: Bruce H. Ungry | Apr 20, 2009 6:06:14 PM

  16. Ummm, I always thought the black clamp went on the right ...

    Posted by: Mike | Apr 20, 2009 6:31:49 PM

  17. I love this pic! He is clearly having fun with his own uber-masculine image! Love him!

    Posted by: Jim | Apr 20, 2009 7:59:57 PM

  18. He is hilarious as Chevy. I watched it a few nights ago and he was so juiced up trying not to die it was unreal. What a wild ride of a film. I thought I'd hate it but he really brings it alive and lives it. Strangely compelling stuff.

    Posted by: Em | Apr 26, 2009 12:38:50 PM

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