1. Derrick from Philly says

    Wasn’t it D.H. Lawrence who had a thing for women breaking wind….oh, never mind. I’m always trying to find some famous figure in history who’s kinkier than me.

    Bovine farts are more deadly to the atmosphere than human…did you know that? But then, who keeps a cow in their bedroom? Don’t answer that.

  2. Derrick from Philly says

    LOL Thank you so much, THE V.

    I probably could be beaten to death if I ever made that false accusation in hearing distance of an Englishman…or woman.

    I apologize to the Lawrence family–atleast the gay ones who read this blog.

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