1. says

    Bachmann equates gays with barbarians…Conan is confused.

    Marcus Bachmann, Michelle Bachmann’s Old Testament overlord, thinks gays are “barbarians [who] need to be educated. They need to be disciplined.” When asked for comment, Conan, an actual barbarian, was utterly confused: “Is Bachmann calling me a homosexual or dumb or both? Does he think all barbarians need an education or just the gay ones; or that all barbarians are gay but only some are uneducated? I’m tired of this offensive stereotype about barbarians. My slave masters provided me an extensive education of which my Spartan discipline is part and parcel. For example, I never chop anyone’s head off with my two-handed broadsword unless I have my battle axe handy to finish the job. That’s discipline, and don’t you forget it! Really, it’s quite an ignorant thing for a PhD to say.”

    But can we really blame Dr. Bachmann for thinking Conan the Barbarian is gay? I mean, Conan does run around oiled-up and naked except for a furry bikini. When I mentioned this to Conan he admitted that it was a fair point. “Still,” he said, “I don’t mind being called gay, but why ignorant and undisciplined? If I ever see him, I’m going to cut off his danglies.”

    Brett Cottrell
    Author of The Valley of Fire

  2. SFRowGuy says

    There should be a ‘just’ in that statement, shouldn’t there?

    ‘Michele Bachmann Says She Doesn’t Hold Herself Above Just Gay People: VIDEO’

  3. Darrell says

    Bachman, Turner Overdrive (BTO)”The Band” Are Canucks so we don’t have to deal with “Anti-Gay” Candidates like this! Thank god though the parody of the video is hysterical….It will be a huge club hit up hear since we don’t have people from a Gay Salem “Time Warp” trying to get elected.

  4. Heath says

    I’m not a North American but have to say (and every country has its crazy people) but really…whenever I’m feeling like a chuckle or need to cheer myself up I just google Bachmann, better there than here.

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