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'Drunk Text', the New Spoken Word Opus from Paris Hilton: WATCH


"No one is safe in the Twittersphere anymore."

That, and more lyric wizardry, AFTER THE JUMP...

Untitled from Craig Raby on Vimeo.


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  1. When I first looked at her picture I thought it was Boy George.

    Posted by: Swiminbuff | Feb 23, 2012 8:07:25 PM

  2. I love this. It's actually great. Good for her.

    Posted by: Mark | Feb 23, 2012 8:52:28 PM

  3. Wow. Really not a fan of Paris Hilton, but that was pretty awesome.

    Posted by: GiovanniNYC | Feb 23, 2012 8:56:13 PM

  4. what is she? like 40 now?

    Posted by: Mark | Feb 23, 2012 9:08:12 PM

  5. That.......was fantastic.

    And everyone without a sense of humor will be angry or confused. Which makes it even better.

    Posted by: Robert | Feb 23, 2012 10:06:46 PM

  6. Hate to say it, but I love her song Nothing In This World. Some songs are good for the song, not necessarily the singer, I suppose.

    Posted by: Drew | Feb 23, 2012 10:53:34 PM

  7. All I can say is that I'm glad the tabloids are done covering her. She is moronic, talentless and annoying. In essence, a waste of space.

    Posted by: ajtt | Feb 23, 2012 11:14:20 PM

  8. Wow. So slutty and whorish. I LOVE THIS.

    Posted by: Alan | Feb 23, 2012 11:58:29 PM

  9. Please, any contemporary Cinque Mtumes out there: kidnap these airhead celebutantes and toss them in closets.

    This sounds like "The Most Wonderful Girl" by The Lords of Acid...if you stripped it of all the killer engineering and cutting social satire.

    Posted by: Gry | Feb 24, 2012 12:11:52 AM

  10. so what's the deal with the timing of a voter referendum in Maryland? Does the law go into effect before that, or is it held in abeyance as is now happening in

    Posted by: Microsoft Office | Feb 24, 2012 1:58:57 AM

  11. fun how she hides her goopy eyeball

    Posted by: chytnia | Feb 24, 2012 2:00:06 AM

  12. Oy. And it's Twitterverse, not sphere.

    Posted by: Jeff | Feb 24, 2012 7:22:36 AM

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