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A Super-Cut of Marco Rubio's Dry Mouth Lip Smacking: VIDEO


I can't stop watching this super-cut of all the dry noises. Get some water. You may need it.


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  1. LOL! *wheezes*
    It's like the video "Just the stuttering from the King's Speech", hard to watch, but hard not to.

    Posted by: Book | Feb 13, 2013 2:26:00 PM

  2. That was actually hypnotic, I couldn't look away... or stop laughing, OMG

    Posted by: RONTEX | Feb 13, 2013 2:38:49 PM

  3. Oh, so THAT'S what a dry Cuban-Republican beej sounds like. Not fun..

    Posted by: rob | Feb 13, 2013 2:39:40 PM

  4. He took a drink of water, wow. If that's all you have to say against him, pathetic.

    Posted by: I wont grow up | Feb 13, 2013 2:56:39 PM

  5. Enough already. Can we just move on, please?

    Posted by: Jack M | Feb 13, 2013 3:03:01 PM

  6. the issue is that the republican party did not prepare him for this speech..he needed coaching. The water thing is minor compared with the wiping away of sweat from his face..What he said was incorrect in many places. The president went out of his way to support the middle class..

    Posted by: al | Feb 13, 2013 3:13:57 PM

  7. Flop sweat. Dry Mouth. All poor signs of Too Big Expectations. He's on the cover of Time magazine this week as the "The Republican Savor" fer chrissake. Too big a spotlight, I guess.

    Posted by: Zlick | Feb 13, 2013 3:31:03 PM

  8. I agree with Al. His speech was completely divorced from reality and mainly consisted of dissing the President. He didn't really offer any substantial alternative policies. It just boggles the mind that conservatives think this guy is the second coming and will win the next election based only on the fact that he's hispanic. At every turn the Repubs have tried to sabotage Obama, even being against things they used to support.

    Posted by: Lazlo | Feb 13, 2013 3:33:49 PM

  9. Nice to see that you can edit together all the things he said that actually made sense and had any sort of substance.

    Posted by: benjamin | Feb 13, 2013 3:51:38 PM

  10. There are used car dealers with more sincerity.

    What an empty smarmy weasel.

    Posted by: Mike in nyc | Feb 13, 2013 3:52:37 PM

  11. As someone who has suffered dry mouth at some very inconvenient times, I recommend water with bubbles. Works every time.

    Posted by: ing | Feb 13, 2013 3:55:36 PM

  12. like my pugs after eating peanut butter LOL

    Posted by: Francis | Feb 13, 2013 4:25:59 PM

  13. Maybe he was out with Obama's "Choom Gang" prior to the speech.

    Posted by: bareback rider | Feb 13, 2013 4:29:59 PM

  14. The dry mouth thing is fine. He was nervous and giving the biggest speech of his life. The SPEECH was galling to me. The water thing maybe a problem if he decides to run for president in 2016-is this who you want answering that 3 AM phone call? The ad writes itself.

    Posted by: JS | Feb 13, 2013 5:07:58 PM

  15. His used car salesman smile at the end was just way too smarmy.

    Posted by: DAN | Feb 13, 2013 5:10:24 PM

  16. Yes the final smile just reeks of phoniness...

    Posted by: jaragon | Feb 13, 2013 5:13:05 PM

  17. the touching his face constantly and whipping the flop sweat was more disturbing BUT the water issue sums it all up best

    FAIL! & Chris Christie is chuckeling and high fiving himself somewhere

    Posted by: Moz's | Feb 13, 2013 5:17:56 PM

  18. quality elected officials never show nerves in a speech even though they are nervous inside..... he has shown himself not to be presidential .... so much for the GOP savior .........LOL

    Posted by: steve | Feb 13, 2013 5:21:17 PM

  19. At least he didn't fart.

    Posted by: Fahd | Feb 13, 2013 8:32:02 PM

  20. @fahd - are you sure?

    That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

    Posted by: cjr | Feb 13, 2013 11:11:47 PM

  21. There was more substance in that disgusting spittle he wiped from his mouth than that whole speech . . .

    Posted by: Carter | Feb 14, 2013 12:33:22 AM

  22. Clearly, the Republican "Savior" is not yet able to "Walk on Water" if he is not quite able to "Reach" for the water. He is out of his league.

    Posted by: Jim Brown | Feb 14, 2013 1:36:32 AM

  23. He's so gross!

    disgusting little man.

    Posted by: Steve-ATL | Feb 14, 2013 7:55:24 AM

  24. This is what happens when you are thrust in front of the camera without any substantive points to make. His boyfriend made sure he was dehydrated (kept watersports off the menu).

    Posted by: DC Arnold | Feb 14, 2013 8:06:48 AM

  25. Leave the guy alone. Lying on national television is hard work.

    Posted by: Lymis | Feb 14, 2013 8:21:01 AM

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