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The Greatest Shirtless Popsicle Ad of All Time: VIDEO


Why are Czech strawberry popsicles the best?

Because the fruit in them is harvested by the strongest workers:



Because their hunky truck drivers know where the milk showers are (wait for it):



Because, surprise:


Because the strawberries are gathered by happy, shiny, shirtless workers:


Who are sometimes shy and modest (see the guy on the left):


Because their cows love piano music:


Especially when it's accompanied by an outdoor shower scene with a bunny:


Because their milk is sweetened over the bodies of babe truck drivers:


Quickly, men, quickly:


It's time to dive in to the juicy red hole.


Followed by a group bath in chocolate?


Hey, at least we're all together:


Mmm, now that's a fantasy:


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And the FINAL masterpiece:

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  1. Cue the epilatory outrage in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

    Posted by: Gigi | Jul 13, 2013 10:39:11 AM

  2. "Expilatory outrage"...that's funny. Who wants hair in their popsicle?

    Posted by: UFFDA | Jul 13, 2013 10:46:55 AM

  3. Blah, blah, blah, naked men. Blah, blah, blah fantasy. Where can I buy it!!

    Posted by: Howard | Jul 13, 2013 10:56:12 AM

  4. Where can I find this farm and apply as a ... anything.

    Posted by: Matt26 | Jul 13, 2013 11:03:32 AM

  5. For some odd reason, I want a Mroz popsicle now.

    Posted by: Phoenix Justice | Jul 13, 2013 11:05:09 AM

  6. Take my money!

    Posted by: Will | Jul 13, 2013 11:31:08 AM

  7. I don't understand all this hoopla & eroticism expressed over a commercial. We have gay porn now. Go watch free gay porn if you guys want to see naked men.

    Posted by: will | Jul 13, 2013 11:52:16 AM

  8. Hey Will, while I take my quarter and go and buy a Mroz popsicle, why don't you take one of yours and buy a clue and a sense of humor?

    Posted by: throwslikeagirl | Jul 13, 2013 12:26:39 PM

  9. Here are some GIFs ("jifs"):

    Posted by: Jeff Atwood | Jul 13, 2013 12:35:10 PM

  10. Too funny - they must've had a ball, making this...

    Posted by: Kile Ozier | Jul 13, 2013 1:57:57 PM

  11. White men picking strawberries! WOW that is different.

    Posted by: Sargon Bighorn | Jul 13, 2013 2:30:06 PM

  12. It's not holy, but it is moley!

    Posted by: anon | Jul 13, 2013 2:38:14 PM

  13. If this is her fantasy, the men are straight.

    That's not my fantasy.

    Posted by: Randy | Jul 13, 2013 2:47:07 PM

  14. Of course it's not an American ad... in america you can only objectify women.

    Posted by: Tom | Jul 13, 2013 3:44:23 PM

  15. Where can I apply for a job as a towel boy?

    Posted by: rebarb | Jul 13, 2013 3:48:13 PM

  16. yummy!

    Posted by: Kucklehead | Jul 13, 2013 5:29:14 PM

  17. That's not exactly how I would want to eat any of those men...

    Posted by: Jackhoffsky | Jul 13, 2013 6:07:14 PM

  18. Ewww, how can they differentiate between the chocolate and fecal matter?

    Posted by: parkrunner | Jul 13, 2013 6:27:40 PM

  19. Czech people make the best porn, even if it's ads for candy.

    Posted by: Chaz | Jul 13, 2013 8:39:26 PM

  20. It's the cast from the next Kristen Bjorn movie- Hot Farmers.

    Posted by: jaragon | Jul 13, 2013 10:40:53 PM

  21. I thought they were dolls at first. Airbrushing is getting out of hand.

    Posted by: w | Jul 14, 2013 12:58:42 PM

  22. Yeah, yeah. Hot and all that.

    But, what's with this sidebar that now keeps jutting in whenever I go from page to page on Towleroad? How does one stop that?

    Posted by: jamal49 | Jul 14, 2013 2:04:06 PM

  23. I'm sorry but are these guys suppose to be attractive? Gosh gay guys will bite at anything without a shirt on! Pathetic, truly pathetic.

    Posted by: Really? | Jul 15, 2013 1:53:21 AM

  24. unsanitary, messy & delicious. Czech, mate.

    Posted by: Cd in DC | Jul 15, 2013 6:36:16 AM

  25. I have to agree: the idea of white guys picking produce certainly defies American expectations. Latino guys would still be hot.

    Posted by: Chuck Mielke | Jul 15, 2013 11:33:09 AM

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