1. andrew says

    I expected to enjoy that. I didn’t. The visuals were great but the constant vulgar language was awful. This video is an embarrassment to the Royal Norwegian Coast Guard or it should be.

  2. lukebrux says

    Andrew, it’s diffent culture from the US one, sex isn’t so “nasty” on the contrary violence is far less accepted that in US. It’s the Norwegian army, the worst thing that can happen to these guys is to have an accident during a training.

  3. TomTallis says

    When you are patrolling in the winter where it’s light for only an hour a day, the tanning bed is a necessity so they get their vitamin D. Those boys are too pale to actually tan!

    My Norwegian mother would have loved that video.

  4. Chris says

    I didnt t think it was black face, his head was in a turban I think and he was wrapped in a towel, I thought it was like a “spa day” mud mask thing.
    As for the guy complaining about language, these are sailors !!! Regardless of nationality “curse like a sailor” is basically the epitome of cursing, and all they were doing is lip synching a lonely island song, lighten up.
    Only on a gay blog could you find someone to complain about sailors using naughty words.

  5. andrew says

    @Chris: I’m a Navy Veteran. I did one tour of duty during which I served on a Destroyer for three. I realize that sailors, myself included, use “naughty” words. However in this video almost every other word was vulgar. It is or should be an embarrassment to the Royal Norwegian Coast Guard.

  6. mike128 says

    Guys… that’s a bunk on a boat, not a tanning bed. Do you really think the coast guard has tanning beds for sailors on their boats? It’s not a gay cruise.

  7. UFFDA says

    Ya, lots of toxic queens, always.

    This probably is an embarrasement to the Norwegian CG. It was OK in a self-concious kind of way, the tune sucked with the language. The setting was great…but tanning beds (LOL) and “blackface” – get a life! you over urbanized losers. It was just hijinks.

  8. Artie_in_Lauderdale says

    The guy was very obviously wearing a mud-pack facial mask. He also had his hair wrapped up in a towel, turban style, like in a beauty salon. Duh. Cute video.

  9. bcarter3 says

    I’m with @ANDREW on this. It’s not prudity to be offended by stupidity and lack of imagination.

    Loved the images; hated the lowest-common-denominator audio.

  10. SamIam says

    What a bunch of super PC puzzies you guys are. There are no tanning beds there. And they weren’t in blackface.

    Some of you are such sensitive sallys, it’s sad.

  11. says

    Def a tanning bed. Stop it at :44 Bunks don’t have a fold down LID.
    Not blackface at all. Mud pack/hair in a towel. Beauty treatment.

    Love your energy, and your adorable faces. And the ‘boat’ was awesome.
    Makes me wanna enlist. I say do another one, Guyz.

    Now. What I wanna know … how many and which ones of these adorable Norwegian cuties are Family?

  12. walter says

    god lighten up they did as a spoof of an already written song. and men in the service curse get over it . they were have fun . when you are a ship especially in the waters that cold and there is very little day light you do what you can for a good time .

  13. Zwarte Piet says

    Not blackface, not a mudpack…it’s a character called Zwarte Piet(Black Peter), a companion to St Nicholas…

    Zwarte Piet (pronounced [‘zʋɑrtə pit], “Black Pete”; French: Père Fouettard [pɛʁ fwɛtaʁ], “Father Whip”) is a companion of Saint Nicholas (Dutch: Sinterklaas) in the folklore of the Low Countries, whose yearly feast in the Netherlands is usually celebrated on the evening of 5 December (Sinterklaasavond, that is, St. Nicholas’ Eve) and 6 December in Belgium, when they distribute sweets and presents to all good children.
    The characters of Zwarte Pieten appear only in the weeks before Saint Nicholas’s feast, first when the saint is welcomed with a parade as he arrives in the country (generally by boat, having traveled from Madrid, Spain). The tasks of the Zwarte Pieten are mostly to amuse children, and to scatter pepernoten, kruidnoten and strooigoed (special sinterklaas candies) for those who come to meet the saint as he visits stores, schools, and other places.
    The original Zwarte Piet is sometimes associated with Knecht Ruprecht, but in the Low Countries the tradition has not merged with Christmas.

  14. emjayay says

    Pretty amusing, commenters getting all incensed about the lyrics in a lipsynched American comedy song be some Saturday Night Live related guys. The Penis in a Box guys. Someone has pretty good film (do we have a new word?)and editing technique. And those guys spent a lot more time on this than it looks.

    David Sedaris has a story about the black guy who comes at Christmas I think in the Netherlands (?), and has recorded a reading of it.

  15. PhillyDee says

    With the sound turned off, it’s great!
    Who told these guys that that kind of noise was something they should use as background?
    It’s one of the the worst possible things we can export — nobody sane or with an ounce of taste would listen to such crap.
    But the guys were nice to look at — almost all of them.
    And for those who think it’s the language that’s offensive — think again: the piece of what? (I hesitate to say music) was not offensive it was tasteless and idiotic (just like Adam Sandler and others who make that kind of noise for distribution).
    Look at the video for “Call Me Maybe” by the soldiers. Now that was a class act!

  16. andrew says

    KINGSNOMORE: If sailors in the U.S.Navy made a vulgar/tasteless video like this, you can be sure that they would be, quite properly, reprimanded in some way. However, you must have missed a very clever dance and lip sync that the Navy Midshipmen did over a year ago to Psy’s hit: “Call Me Maybe”.

  17. Steve Talbert says

    NEWS FLASH TO SMALL TOWN NURSING HOME RESIDENTS….The sailors were lip sinking to a song about a boat. It wasn’t them saying the words. They didn’t write words.

    Probably some dont even speak English all that well, so to them it might seem harmless like saying I’ll have a bloody Mary, or something. Actual rap music is far coarser, misogynistic, and homophobic.

    Cute video by mostly straight guys around 20. What were you expecting, something from glee?

  18. Matteo says

    LOVE Norway and Norwegians. The culture and mindset is fun. Relaxed people and hope those who watch this just enjoy and stop analyzing. Welcome to Norge!

  19. Rob says

    Heavens! Oh my goodness the language in this video is so vulgar, get me my vapours!!!!
    Jeez some of you prissy gays make me laugh my head off, so judgemental and snide with your comments.
    They didn’t write the song they simply made a parody / homage video to it, get over yourselves and just appreciate some cute young guys having a tongue-in-cheek moment.

    Crawl back under your rocks you came from and stop filling up the internet with your bile hatred.

  20. Bobby says

    Video was removed. Damn it! I needed naked men and vulgar language today. The nuns and virgins complaining about the language should probably visit the Disney website or read their bible and leave the rest of us alone.

  21. andrew says

    @Rob: “Prissy gays”, “judgemental and snide with your comments”, “crawl back under your rocks”, “stop filling the internet with your bile hatred”. BILE HATRED? All this in response to myself and a couple others who thought the video language was vulgar and an embarrassment for the Royal Norwegian Coast Guard. Over react much??? Ask yourself why you are so intolerant of differing opinions.

  22. Buster says

    Josh — yes, it’s terrible all this sexual posting on a blog that’s SUPPOSED to focus on homo….what? really? oh..SEXuality.

    By the way, why did YOU read this post, what caught your eye? Much have been your interest in solar tanning bed technologies, right?

  23. ratbastard says

    Pale white Scandinavians don’t tan? Bullsh*t. Nothing could be further from the truth. It’s actually clear and sunny much of time, and even in winter, the snow reflects sun and UV rays and you can get a great tan. And water also reflects and magnifies sunlight. The best tans I’ve ever gotten have been been on overcast days on the ocean.

    When there’s not enough daylight and sun, they need the tanning beds for vitamin D. Interestingly, vitamin D deficiency is a huge problem in America and elsewhere, even though most Americans in the lower 48 live in fairly southerly latitudes [Boston is 42 degrees north, same as Barcelona and far more southerly than London, Paris,Berlin and and northern/central Europe in general; even Montreal is only 45 degree north which considerably more southerly than Paris]. The problem is most people spend little time outdoors, in the sun, and when they do they cover up, wear sunglasses and often sun block for fear of skin cancer. It’s especially bad for darker skinned and dark eyed people because they need far more sun exposure to produce Vitamin D than pale skin and light color eyed people.

  24. Robert says

    Well, the video’s gone, but apparently I discovered something about myself! I have a mild foot fetish. I can’t take my eyes off of that guy’s foot in the screenshot. What a cute guy. GRRRR.

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