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Jon Stewart Returns to 'The Daily Show', Fun Syrian Jamboree: VIDEO

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John Oliver, Jessica Williams, and Stephen Colbert assisted Jon Stewart with his repatriation after a summer abroad, a process which included at least one Miley breakdown (below).

Stewart was unenthused to realize he'd returned right in the midst of deliberations regarding military action in Syria:

"Oh right, we have to bomb Syria because we're in 7th grade, and the red line that they crossed is actually a dick-measuring ribbon."

Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...

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  1. That opening skit was so effing funny. Died laughing.

    Posted by: AriesMatt | Sep 4, 2013 2:31:49 PM


  2. I hadn't thought about this until now, but is this whole dust-up in Syria solely for Jon Stewart's return? How deep does Comedy Central's reach go???? And where does Time-Warner's CBS & Showtime black out fit in to the picture. They just settled days before Stewart's return...coincidence?

    (yup, snark)

    Posted by: GreatLakeSailor | Sep 4, 2013 4:52:34 PM


  3. @ GreatLakeSailor...you are RIGHT!!!! This makes sense!!!!

    Posted by: olympiasepiriot | Sep 4, 2013 6:26:51 PM


  4. As usual, Stewart makes great points. The idiots who got everything wrong, wrong, wrong the last time around are consulted and given endless air time. They are the authorities. The people who actually got it right - and there were plenty of them, from Bernie Sanders to Barbara Lee to Anthony Zinni to Russ Feingold - are personae non gratae on the tv.

    Because they were right. Gore Vidal pointed this out long ago. You are forgiven almost immediately for being wrong. But they will never forgive you for being right.

    And so we hear the same drumbeat from the exact same idiots.

    Posted by: melvin | Sep 5, 2013 2:09:05 AM


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