1. Andrew says

    If he wants to be not famous anymore, go drive a bus for a living. Stunts like this will just make him more famous.

  2. james st. james says

    He has a collection of bags, some casual, some formal:
    “I am not getting enough attention”
    “I am hot under here”
    “Don’t look at me”
    “Haven’t you ever seen a grocery bag before?”
    “Paper or plastic? Paper is safer” (public service announcement)

  3. Tristram says

    I’m sorry but he is so hot. To quote the Simpsons: “he’s troubled, but I can save him!”

  4. AJ says

    He sucks. Everything about him sucks. Poor little rich, famous boy. He has the ultimate first world problems. Cry me a river, dude. Seriously.

  5. says

    Mike, I was thinking the same thing. Shia, Joaquin Phoenix has already elevated the crack-up to performance art. We’ve been here before.

  6. Lars says

    Either this is a Joaquin Phoenix-style prank, done for publicity/business purposes, or he is genuinely reacting to the weird artifice of celebrity.

    Either way, I am only mildly interested at best.

  7. CRAIG says

    Well… actually because this is the US and not Europe, what he’s done is to repeat an infamous quote from the legendary French Footballer called Eric Cantona. Once you understand the context you wlll appreciate that it is a complaint or expression of frustration about the media and press intrusion into his life.

  8. andrew says

    Again and again Shia’s behavior shows that he has psychological problems. Hopefully he has family and friends who are trying to get him into therapy.