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Prancers Everywhere Cheer As ‘Prancercise’ Guru Joanna Rohrback Returns With New Video: WATCH

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Joanna Rohrback is, well, back, and bigger than ever! The slim, inventive “fitness guru” who created Prancercise, a truly unique workout, has clearly upped her budget for a new video showcasing how you and a partner can prance your way to a happier, healthier life. With sweeping vistas and a bunch of real horses, Joanna has come a long way since her original appearance on the web. 

Go on a fun, rhyming journey with Joanna and friend; you’re sure to find it a fulfilling experience. As Ms. Rohrback says: “Why settle for mediocrity, when you can Prancercise your way into ecstasy?”

Check the equine activity out, AFTER THE JUMP...

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  1. She upped the budget for camera work, but lowered it for music. Yuck. My favorite part is 0:30 - 0:40, for obvious reasons.

    Posted by: Dastius Krazitauc | Aug 12, 2014 5:30:40 PM


  2. That is supposed to be a rescue farm. Haven't these poor horses been through enough?

    Posted by: hugo | Aug 12, 2014 5:48:35 PM


  3. I don't even want to speculate what is going on in his crotch area. Check out the end of the video.

    Posted by: David G | Aug 12, 2014 6:39:12 PM


  4. When I was a kid, we used to herd cattle with this same little dance. Well, I did. My brothers probably didn't dance; they just whooped and waved their arms. I outgrew the dance, but I still love jumping on fresh cow pies with my boots. It always cracks me up.

    Posted by: parkrunner | Aug 12, 2014 6:46:47 PM


  5. @David G - well, she put the camel in camel toe, so it's only fair that her partner puts the missile in mistletoe…

    Posted by: Vint | Aug 12, 2014 7:07:48 PM


  6. @David G - well, she put the camel in camel toe, so it's only fair that her partner puts the missile in mistletoe…

    Posted by: Vint | Aug 12, 2014 7:08:20 PM


  7. the horses seem terrified

    Posted by: shawn | Aug 12, 2014 8:07:59 PM


  8. I love her! and her partner! It takes true courage to be exactly who you are and do exactly what you want to do.

    Posted by: Luke | Aug 12, 2014 8:41:54 PM


  9. Her partner has some prancy private parts!

    Posted by: Greenman47 | Aug 12, 2014 9:41:11 PM


  10. Thanks Luke for the comment. I should aspire to the same.

    Posted by: Markt | Aug 12, 2014 10:06:49 PM


  11. Most annoying voice on earth, exercise ideas so absurdly stupid it's beyond a parody of well, something.

    Why is this here? Sort of a so-bad-it's-good sort of thing?

    Posted by: emjayay | Aug 12, 2014 10:23:25 PM


  12. those poor horses.

    Posted by: jeremy | Aug 13, 2014 2:11:05 AM


  13. I think her homeboy has set more than his spirits free.

    Posted by: Commando | Aug 13, 2014 9:40:43 AM


  14. I love Joanna (for her free spirit) but it looks to me like if you followed this "routine" religiously, you would have one side of your lower body developed, so to speak, and the other side more or less atrophied—unless you consciously moved your left brain to your right. Maybe this could be her next project.

    Posted by: tinkerbelle | Aug 13, 2014 2:13:24 PM


  15. I see she added a little moose knuckle to that camel toe.

    Posted by: Jared | Aug 13, 2014 3:20:38 PM


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