The Right-Wing’s Attacks On Michelle Obama’s Appearance: VIDEO

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Because when you can't legitimately attack someone's stances or methods, you might as well go straight for the ad hominems and attack someone's physical appearance.

Unable to come up with cogent arguments as to why, precisely, Michelle Obama's promotion of healthy eating is a bad thing beyond the fact that they simply don't like being told what to do, right wing talking heads are taking pot shots at her figure. Such thoughtful observations include:

  • The problem is – and dare I say this? – it doesn't look like Michelle Obama follows her own dietary advice.
  • The meal [Michelle Obama ordered] was over 1500 calories, roughly the equivalent of eating a live raccoon.
  • And how well can she be eating? She needs to drop a few.
  • Every time I look at Michelle – or "Michael" – Obama, the First Lady, or the First Tranny…

Compassionate conservatism at its absolute finest. You can listen to the intellectual giants of the right, all of whom surely have the physical fitness of a 22-year-old track star and bodies of the Greek Pantheon itself, speak for themselves AFTER THE JUMP…


  1. RB says

    Wow, what horrible words. I know they’re only saying nasty things because of their political beliefs, but this is the dumbass way to go about things. There’s no intelligence or thought going into this, it’s playground tactics, name calling. And this is the result; people point out how stupid they sound and they achieve nothing.

    For a woman in her 50’s who’s had two children, Michelle has a banging body. Hell, for a woman half her age she’s got a banging body. And because she promotes healthy eating she’s not allowed to ever eat anything unhealthy? I don’t think that was the point she was trying to make.

    I’m not sure whether the man making the tranny and three headed man (“it’s science!”) comments is real or parody, but I’m glad to be in the UK where morons like the ones featured rarely get to be on television.

  2. JMC says

    Michelle is very fit and everybody knows it. These people don’t even care to disguise their racist attacks on her black physical features for what they are.

  3. says

    The Left, conversely, has been rather polite about not pointing out that Sarah “traditional conservative values” Palin has TWO ILLEGITIMATE BASTARD GRANDCHILDREN.

    so, not traditional grandchildren. you know. dont’cha know?

  4. BrokebackBob says

    This should be concrete proof to moderate/centrist Republicans that their party’s leaders have become psychotic and dangerous. Michele (apart from her accomplishments) is one of the most beautiful first ladies since Jackie O. Except she’s got moxie, smarts, -and- beauty. She could take down any of these ugly RepubliThugs, male or female and they know it. Most importantly, they hate her because she is black and her husband is black and the attorney general is black and, well, you get the point. Vile Racists.

  5. Christopher says

    This ‘woman’ is a disbarred attorney and total fraud. She is a co-conspirator to the biggest fraud in American history – Barack H. Obama who is actually Barry Soetoro, foreign exchange student from Indonesia. And she plans to expose him for a $15 million book advance when his term is up or he is impeached, whichever comes first. This has been well known by anyone sane and operating in the world of common sense since 2007. Therefore, any and everything that comes her way is totally deserved. The pig slop she calls school lunch, while she blows hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars on personal expenses is beyond an outrage. Hopefully she will be criminally charged for her role in covering the truth about her lunatic husband. On her hands and knees scrubbing prison toilets is the only scenario fitting for this trash.

  6. says

    i love when anonymous trolls come on to prove everyone intelligent to be utterly correct: when what you hate about a person are all the things you had to MAKE UP, you prove yourself to be full of s**t.


  7. says

    Haha, fat, ugly white guys being looksist. Tediously typical. She could take down any one of the slobs.

    @Christopher, quick, back to the asylum before the drawbridge goes up!

  8. says

    Michelle Obama wants kids to eat healthy food in schools. Amazingly, the Right objects to this. Palin went all “Oh, Michele Obama thinks she can raise her kids better than you can!”

    The Obama children are healthy, Mrs. Palin, and unlike your kids won’t be popping out Bastards 😀

  9. Tarc says

    Since we already know the Republicans have gone totally batshit on every level, why doesn’t this surprise me. I’m sure they have a special word for Obama that isn’t “President’ that gets used more than his name. These people are monstrous.

  10. jamal49 says

    Truly amazing, the right-wing and their pathological hatred for everything “Obama”. I watched Mrs. Obama a week or so ago on C-Span as she sat on a panel with Mrs. George W. Bush and one other former First Lady. I was so impressed at how beautiful Mrs. Obama looked. So did Mrs. Bush, but Mrs. Obama radiated physical fitness and good health. Her body was stunning. Mrs. Obama shows off those shoulders and arms, rightfully so. The horrid, spiteful comments from conservatives, Tea Battys, Republicans et al only increases my loathing and disdain for them and gives me the motivation to keep my own self as physically-fit as possible so when the time comes, I can break a few whiny-cons’ necks and kick their asses clear into next year.

  11. Rick says

    I swear if you covered up all her hair and could view only her facial features, you would have a really, really hard time distinguishing her from a gorilla……

    Try the experiment and see if it ain’t so…..

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  13. Bill says

    @Moniker : anyone organizing the race you suggested would be charged with premeditated murder as Rush would undoubtedly expire part way through. Just to make sure, though, make the race course a hilly one: then it’ll be Rush’s heart on the uphill sections and his knees on the downhill ones.

  14. Todd says

    I cannot think of a time in the past where people have been so literally disrespectful to the white house. Mrs. Obama, whatever her views or efforts, is at heart the stronger person as she seems to brush this rudeness off quite well. If these folks think their childish remarks about her weight garner any more credibility for them then they should look in their own mirror before casting their stones. This isn’t political….it’s just rude.

  15. WeHo says

    “I cannot think of a time in the past where people have been so literally disrespectful to the white house.”

    You might want to get off Grindr and Google some images from anti-war rallys:

    A protester with a sign saying “Kill Bush” and advocating that the White House be bombed, at the March 18, 2007 anti-war rally in San Francisco.
    “Save Mother Earth, Kill Bush” says this sign from a November 20, 2003 protest.
    A recommendation that Bush should hang, from an October 27, 2007 protest in Los Angeles.
    “Bush is the disease, Death is the cure,” says this protester at an anti-war rally in San Francisco.
    “I’m here to kill Bush (shoot me)” reads this protest sigTwo different pictures of the same sign saying “Bush — the only dope worth shooting,” at the March 15, 2008 anti-war rally in Los Angeles.n (location unknown).
    A sign showing Bush being shot in the head, at the March 15, 2008 anti-war rally in Los Angeles.
    A sign calling for “Death to…Bush” at the October 27, 2007 anti-war rally in San Francisco.
    A sign brazenly calling for “Death to…Bush” at the March 18, 2007 anti-war rally in San Francisco.
    A protester with a sign showing Bush being beheaded.
    Bush being beheaded by a guillotine, at an Obama campaign rally, Denver, October 26, 2008.
    A sign saying “SMITE BUSH” at the June 5, 2004 anti-war rally in San Francisco.
    An effigy of Bush being killed, at the April 10, 2004 anti-war rally in San Francisco.
    Bush being burned in effigy, at a November 3, 2004 post-election anti-Bush rally in San Francisco.
    A mock-docmentary film “Death of a President,” showing Bush being killed.

  16. Derrick from Philly says

    @ Christopher,

    you gave me the 2nd best laugh I’ve had since Friday. Ernie just gave me the 1st best.

    My family is from the deep South. We were taught not to laugh at crazy people, but after Christopher’s rant…well, I’ll have to just go on to hell. That b1tch is CRAZY!!! (LOL)

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