For the third year in a row, a pair of male ducks (not necessarily the ones pictured above) have returned to a park in Sweden, and from all appearances, look like partners for life: “Far from the torments of bird flu and temptations of the opposite sex, the two common shelducks appear only to have eyes for each other — in a sort of ducky gay marriage.”
As soon as this was discovered, the International Duck Council immediately introduced legislation to define duck marriage as between a male and a female.
