Page Six slaps Tammy Lynn Michaels on the hand for exercising her freedom of speech. Michaels, who seems to come from the Rosie O’Donnell school of verse blogging, takes a more potty-mouthed and direct approach than her partner Melissa Etheridge when it comes to airing her anti-war views. She writes:
“so if i blog / about what an idiotic, parasitical, country-raping piece of shit george w. bush is, i could / go to jail?
george bush / you are a criminal / you are raping our country of our intentions / i do wonder if his mom and dad go to bed at night / proud of little whiskey-cokey-georgie poo / for / his dictatorship?
how does laura lay her head down at night / pulled eyes and all / and dream sweetly of lambies and cashmere sweaters? / when she fucks him / does she call him adolf or castro?
rove / you sweaty little piggish oompa loompa elmer fudd ass / karma is a bitch / and i don’t think you’ll / ever get / that wascaly wabbit / while torturing the fellas at abu gharib
this war is / war for profit / something i am sure / the bible does not favor
weapons of mass destruction: the current american government.
now come arrest me / you f*ckers.”
C’mon Tammy, tell us how you really feel.
What do you get when you cross elmer fudd with bush? WMD [hollywood farm girl]