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Stephen Colbert Mocks Ted Cruz and His ‘Wicked Stepmother’ Running Mate Carly Fiorina: WATCH

Andy Towle April 29, 2016 Leave a Comment

Stephen Colbert Carly Fiorina wicked stepmother

Stephen Colbert didn’t hold back in his look at Ted Cruz’s announcement that he’s chosen Carly Fiorina as his running mate, calling her a ‘wicked stepmother’.

“I’m still reeling from the news out of the Ted Cruz campaign. First, that there is still a Ted Cruz campaign….second, that he named a running mate yesterday. That is bold.”

Colbert then looked at the ‘historish’ moment, comparing it to a cat poster with the slogan “Hang in There, Baby.”

Colbert applauded Cruz’s “huevos rancheros” for choosing a running mate so early in the game, and then proceeded to liken it to the captain of the Titanic announcing a “vice captain” as the ship is going down.

But Colbert saved the most glee to mock Fiorina’s “lullaby” for Cruz’s children: “It’s like Disney gave the wicked stepmother her own song.”

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