While John Oliver’s show Last Week Tonight is still on hiatus, he shared a web exclusive on Sunday to talk about a very serious subject: birds.
Now that fall is officially on its way, Oliver has a message for all the birds flying south for the winter: “F*ck you, birds. I hope you never come back.”
Oliver ripped into what he called “disgusting sky mice” who are just “a sh*tty sequel to the dinosaurs.” He called ostriches “first draft flamingoes”, hummingbirds, “obese bees in need of a nose job,” and penguins–actually he has no problem with penguins, because who can be angry at a penguin?
Said Oliver to the birds, “enjoy your tropical getaways while the rest of us face the frigid torment of winter and I hope each and every one of you flies into a wind turbine on your way north next spring.”