Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice's Biblical rock opera gets a redo from Randy Rainbow, who turns out his crispiest Frito-Lay-flavored resistance rhapsody since 2017's “Desperate Cheeto“. Sing along now…
Cheeto Christ, Cheeto Christ
He's like if Jesus were pumpkin-spiced
Cheeto Christ Stupid-Czar
Mad tangerine colored commissar
