Dave Salmoni Treats Us to a Tarzan Loincloth
Animal Planet's Dave Salmoni brought a variety of wild animals to Tyra for a Halloween special on Friday. However, many of you will probably agree that the most special wild animal was Salmoni in his Tarzan loincloth.
Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...
Previously...
Dave Salmoni: 'My Gay Fans are the Most Appreciative' [tr]
Dave Salmoni Showers with the Big Cats [tr]
Shark Calling with Dave Salmoni [tr]
he's much hotter hairy and unkempt. though i still wouldn't kick him out of bed.
Posted by: Joshua | Nov 2, 2009 10:46:30 AM
He Tarzan. Me speechless.
Posted by: JIB | Nov 2, 2009 10:46:51 AM
Totally agree with Joshua.
Posted by: sparks | Nov 2, 2009 10:47:41 AM
Hubba hubba!! GEESH.
Posted by: J. Bocca | Nov 2, 2009 10:53:44 AM
Screw the animals! I want to pet HIM!
Posted by: MT | Nov 2, 2009 10:59:56 AM
Excuse me while I take a few moments for personal time after watching this.
Posted by: Leo | Nov 2, 2009 11:09:11 AM
Pork me, Dave.
Posted by: Yeek | Nov 2, 2009 11:40:12 AM
Don't wrap it up. I'll eat it here...
Posted by: Esther Blodgett | Nov 2, 2009 11:45:10 AM
I'm officially changing my name to Jane.
Posted by: peterparker | Nov 2, 2009 12:03:06 PM
oh to be the loin on that cloth...
Posted by: Andrew | Nov 2, 2009 12:03:53 PM
Dave Salmoni! How hot is he! I was even able to put up w/ 7 plus minutes of listening to brain dead Tyra just to see him in his loin cloth.
Posted by: robert | Nov 2, 2009 12:08:45 PM
My goodness. This is a nice monday, all of a sudden.
Posted by: Mitch Shea | Nov 2, 2009 12:31:15 PM
I love how they took the time to oil him up...
Posted by: cre8ivemlq | Nov 2, 2009 1:06:02 PM
Never watched Tyra before. She's kinda campy! She says can I touch it? (meaning the toad) and he says You can touch anything you want. Of course, I began to sweat at that point because this guy is HOT and I never miss watching Animal Planet when his show is on!!
Posted by: mike | Nov 2, 2009 1:33:45 PM
Andy, you know how to make my Monday..Dave is at the top of my list!
Posted by: Kev | Nov 2, 2009 1:41:33 PM
That has to be the absolute MOST Tyra I have ever watched-EVER!!! Daaaammnn!!
Posted by: JerzeeMike | Nov 2, 2009 1:43:18 PM
Oh, BTW, everybody in Jersey get your asses out tomorrow and VOTE!!!!
Posted by: JerzeeMike | Nov 2, 2009 1:44:22 PM
If there ever was a time for a wardrobe malfunction,that was it.prayers unanswered!
Posted by: Adam330 | Nov 2, 2009 1:58:05 PM
I need to visit the jungle more often.
Posted by: Keith | Nov 2, 2009 2:24:12 PM
OMFG He is like the hottest piece of meat on tv EVER
Posted by: zeke | Nov 2, 2009 2:41:45 PM
Finally a drool worthy post on the T-road.
Posted by: Rafael | Nov 2, 2009 4:21:46 PM
Me think Tarzan gay. Him pretty. Me like.
Posted by: jessejames | Nov 2, 2009 5:42:08 PM
He loves to show his fine chest off as often as possible. I can't say I blame him.
Posted by: Jimmy/Boston | Nov 2, 2009 7:08:58 PM
I get sweaty every time I see him!
Posted by: Jimbo! | Nov 2, 2009 10:54:25 PM
yay, more naked straight white male obsession from Towleroad!
Posted by: Astro | Nov 3, 2009 8:35:32 AM