Dave Salmoni Treats Us to a Tarzan Loincloth


Animal Planet's Dave Salmoni brought a variety of wild animals to Tyra for a Halloween special on Friday. However, many of you will probably agree that the most special wild animal was Salmoni in his Tarzan loincloth.


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  1. he's much hotter hairy and unkempt. though i still wouldn't kick him out of bed.

    Posted by: Joshua | Nov 2, 2009 10:46:30 AM

  2. He Tarzan. Me speechless.

    Posted by: JIB | Nov 2, 2009 10:46:51 AM

  3. Totally agree with Joshua.

    Posted by: sparks | Nov 2, 2009 10:47:41 AM

  4. Hubba hubba!! GEESH.

    Posted by: J. Bocca | Nov 2, 2009 10:53:44 AM

  5. Screw the animals! I want to pet HIM!

    Posted by: MT | Nov 2, 2009 10:59:56 AM

  6. Excuse me while I take a few moments for personal time after watching this.

    Posted by: Leo | Nov 2, 2009 11:09:11 AM

  7. Pork me, Dave.

    Posted by: Yeek | Nov 2, 2009 11:40:12 AM

  8. Don't wrap it up. I'll eat it here...

    Posted by: Esther Blodgett | Nov 2, 2009 11:45:10 AM

  9. I'm officially changing my name to Jane.

    Posted by: peterparker | Nov 2, 2009 12:03:06 PM

  10. oh to be the loin on that cloth...

    Posted by: Andrew | Nov 2, 2009 12:03:53 PM

  11. Dave Salmoni! How hot is he! I was even able to put up w/ 7 plus minutes of listening to brain dead Tyra just to see him in his loin cloth.

    Posted by: robert | Nov 2, 2009 12:08:45 PM

  12. My goodness. This is a nice monday, all of a sudden.

    Posted by: Mitch Shea | Nov 2, 2009 12:31:15 PM

  13. I love how they took the time to oil him up...

    Posted by: cre8ivemlq | Nov 2, 2009 1:06:02 PM

  14. Never watched Tyra before. She's kinda campy! She says can I touch it? (meaning the toad) and he says You can touch anything you want. Of course, I began to sweat at that point because this guy is HOT and I never miss watching Animal Planet when his show is on!!

    Posted by: mike | Nov 2, 2009 1:33:45 PM

  15. Andy, you know how to make my Monday..Dave is at the top of my list!

    Posted by: Kev | Nov 2, 2009 1:41:33 PM

  16. That has to be the absolute MOST Tyra I have ever watched-EVER!!! Daaaammnn!!

    Posted by: JerzeeMike | Nov 2, 2009 1:43:18 PM

  17. Oh, BTW, everybody in Jersey get your asses out tomorrow and VOTE!!!!

    Posted by: JerzeeMike | Nov 2, 2009 1:44:22 PM

  18. If there ever was a time for a wardrobe malfunction,that was it.prayers unanswered!

    Posted by: Adam330 | Nov 2, 2009 1:58:05 PM

  19. I need to visit the jungle more often.

    Posted by: Keith | Nov 2, 2009 2:24:12 PM

  20. OMFG He is like the hottest piece of meat on tv EVER

    Posted by: zeke | Nov 2, 2009 2:41:45 PM

  21. Finally a drool worthy post on the T-road.

    Posted by: Rafael | Nov 2, 2009 4:21:46 PM

  22. Me think Tarzan gay. Him pretty. Me like.

    Posted by: jessejames | Nov 2, 2009 5:42:08 PM

  23. He loves to show his fine chest off as often as possible. I can't say I blame him.

    Posted by: Jimmy/Boston | Nov 2, 2009 7:08:58 PM

  24. I get sweaty every time I see him!

    Posted by: Jimbo! | Nov 2, 2009 10:54:25 PM

  25. yay, more naked straight white male obsession from Towleroad!

    Posted by: Astro | Nov 3, 2009 8:35:32 AM

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