Newt Gingrich and His Third Wife Have a Saccharine Holiday Greeting for You: VIDEO
Here's Newt and Callista's holiday greeting. When I close my eyes and listen to her, all I hear is Wendie Malick, and I'll never be able to unhear it now.
Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...
ps - if you missed this post from last night, gay Republican groups have basically given Newt a pass on marriage.
She is just plain creepy. what's with these stepford wives women...
Posted by: matt | Dec 22, 2011 9:26:48 AM
Vomit. More insincere blatant political pandering per second than any 'Christmas' greeting in the history of politics. Vomit.
Posted by: yonkersconquers | Dec 22, 2011 9:29:07 AM
I'm pretty certain that Callista Gingrich is a lizard in a human suit.
Posted by: Newton R. Tlizrigger | Dec 22, 2011 9:52:38 AM
Callista Gingrich...sounds like an STD...
Posted by: Michael W. | Dec 22, 2011 10:01:20 AM
She looks like something from V.
Seriously what is it with these slightly to thin, 'Cruella Devile' republican wives?
Posted by: rovex | Dec 22, 2011 10:16:58 AM
I bet all those scenes are somewhere in Iowa.
And, hey, they didn't mention Jesus at all. What would Sarah Palin think? Oh, sorry, she wouldn't.
Posted by: james | Dec 22, 2011 10:25:45 AM
Funniest skit I've seen SNL do in years! Hysterical!!! What episode was this in?
Wait, what?
Posted by: Rich | Dec 22, 2011 10:25:52 AM
She looks like The Simpson's Mr Burns in a blonde helmet.
Posted by: 3rd&possiblylastwife | Dec 22, 2011 10:31:04 AM
looks like she's had a lot of work done................(if people can tell you've had it done, what's the point lol)
Posted by: redball | Dec 22, 2011 10:43:49 AM
When she "speaks" you can't even see Newt moving his lips!
Posted by: in the spirit of the season | Dec 22, 2011 10:51:27 AM
You can't tell me that the woman's eyes fully close when she's asleep. She's simply been pulled too tight.
She really is creepy. I want to see a copy of her birth certificate...I'm not convinced she's human.
Posted by: Taylor | Dec 22, 2011 10:54:53 AM
Speaking of having work done, isn't it a sin to alter your body since its a so-called 'temple'?
Posted by: Dave | Dec 22, 2011 11:03:46 AM
How the Grinch Stole...what?
Posted by: Vern Dufford | Dec 22, 2011 11:09:15 AM
The makeup on both of them is over the top. Tammy Faye Bakker would be jealous.
Posted by: Ninong | Dec 22, 2011 11:11:57 AM
I don't get how all those right winger Christians want this adulteress to be their first lady? She should have a scarlet "A" on her chest.
Posted by: Jim | Dec 22, 2011 11:15:21 AM
Wow Callista is scary looking! And Newt looks and sound visibly uncomfortable next to her. His body language when she is speaking is interesting.
Posted by: Ian | Dec 22, 2011 11:27:51 AM
Ooooooo...she want's to be First Lady so bad she can taste it!!! You can see it in her eyes!
Posted by: Michael W. | Dec 22, 2011 12:12:30 PM
OMG! Did you see it? Right before she starts speaking Callista slurps in the tail of a rat!
Posted by: booka | Dec 22, 2011 12:18:11 PM
Love it. The Pillsbury Doughboy is so smitten with his latest whore/adulterer/wife that he doesn’t see how monstrous she is to the rest of the world. Those two deserve each other. Repulsive.
Posted by: bill | Dec 22, 2011 12:32:39 PM
If we're good Christians, aren't we supposed to stone the adultress?
Posted by: Bill in Oakland | Dec 22, 2011 12:38:39 PM
I am sure Newt's wife # 3 has all the skills to keep him happy (for the moment). And I am sure Newt gave her one of those black platinum American Express cards..... I am happy for him. Just don't be a hypocrite and interfere with our ability to marry whom we want to.
Posted by: Tom in long beach | Dec 22, 2011 12:48:08 PM
I'd love to be her Botox dealer.
Posted by: Mike in the Tundra | Dec 22, 2011 1:14:02 PM
I simply don't know which head is scarier.
Posted by: johnny | Dec 22, 2011 2:15:51 PM
This is one creepy couple.
Posted by: Patrick | Dec 22, 2011 5:46:36 PM
I find it odd that his eyes look something like the goa'uld from Stargate:SG1!
Posted by: Matt | Dec 22, 2011 11:04:05 PM