Towleroad Guide to the Tube #1550

UNICORN BOMB: News anchor reports on fire, gets unexpected visitor.

PAT ROBERTSON: Jews too busy polishing diamonds to fix their cars on the weekends.

CHIHUAHUA: Won't give up the bowl.

THE LION KING: The Australian cast of the Disney musical gave airline passengers a treat on a Brisbane to Sydney flight.

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  1. Derrick from Philly says

    That dog video just confrims what many of us have known since kindergarten–that little guys are the real bullies. That’s why I never wanted a little guy ( back when I was worth having). I always liked ’em big, beefy, and dumb (if possible). Short guys are mean.

  2. TampaZeke says

    I have a Chihuahua and a Doberman Pinscher. Guess which one rules the roost?

    And the Lion King plane was glorious especially with the SMOKIN’ hot flight attendant making an appearance at the end!

  3. Hansel Currywurst says

    pat robertson knows all about diamonds since he uses slave labor to mine them in Africa. He appropriated the donations of his dopey “700 club” audience to build the mines, procure his slaves, and buy several jet planes he uses to traffic them (the diamonds and the slaves); all of it beyond the reach of the IRS, of course.

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