Now that the Pope has joined Twitter, Paul Rudnick imagines some of the pontiff's tweets:
It's hard to tell all the cardinals apart, so sometimes I put different dinosaur stickers on their backs.
Proof of God's existence: St. Patrick's is right next to Saks.
Whenever people doubt that angels are real, I ask them, “Excuse me, but have you seen the Jonas Brothers in concert?”
I hate to say it, but nuns are God's punch lines.
Michele Bachmann is not Satan. Satan doesn't have split ends.
I met the Dalai Lama and he was so nice, but all I could think was, Sandals? In January? Really?
Nancy Grace: perfect name for a gay Pope?
Read all them at The New Yorker…