John Oliver took horror and delight in the revelation that presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump posed as his own publicist, John Miller, to brag about himself to reporters way back when.
Exclaimed Oliver on Last Week Tonight: That is so perfectly Donald Trump. Even his imaginary alter ego brags about himself!”
Oliver made not of the fact that Miller boasted about all of the women who were after Trump, particularly Madonna:
“Now much like his candidacy, that claim is sad but not implausible. Now remember, in the ’90s there were rumors that Madonna got together with Vanilla Ice, Jose Canseco, and Willem Dafoe. And what is Donald Trump if not a mixture of the authenticity of Vanilla Ice, the likability of Jose Canseco, and the terrifying facial expressions of Willem Dafoe?”
Still, Oliver is flabbergasted that Trump had the balls to deny Miller is him after copping to it several years ago.
“It’s clearly you!”
So Oliver has invited Miller to appear on the show. Don’t expect he’ll ever turn up.