DUMB AND DUMBER: Trump Puts His Idiot Son-In-Law In Charge Of COVID Response. So why does Trump put Jared in charge of, well, practically everything? I can only guess that it’s because Jared is a stupid person’s idea of a smart person, the stupid person being the president.
Here’s Jared Kushner going for the world record of most meaningless corporate buzzwords used in a single one-minute video clip pic.twitter.com/Vy1QJEhLQa
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 2, 2020
ON TRUMP’S WATCH: The U.S. Officially Lost 700,000 Jobs in March. In Reality, It Was Much, Much Worse.
TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE: Millions of Americans could wait months for mailed stimulus checks, IRS tells Dems
‘I AM OKAY’: CNN Anchor Brooke Baldwin Diagnosed With Coronavirus
FEEL THIS: Dr. Fauci Shuts Down ‘Fox & Friends’ on Coronavirus Cure: ‘We Don’t Operate on How You Feel’
WHY NOT: Dr. Fauci bobblehead unveiled, portion of proceeds going to 100 Million Masks Challenge
RIP: ‘Lean On Me’ singer Bill Withers dies at 81
TIGER KING: Joe Exotic Wants Brad Pitt or “Joe Dirt” to Play Him
SPREADING HIS GERMS: Scamvangelist Spits on COVID-19: “I Blow the Wind of God on You!”
FYI: Ways to videochat other than Zoom & how to look cute on camera, if you care
FWIW: Harry Styles Reveals What He’s Been Doing in Isolation
BUMMER: The Release Dates For ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ And ‘A Quiet Place Part II’ Have Been Corona-Delayed
ON THE RAG: A weekly look at what’s making news in the gay magazines
NEW SONGS OF THE DAY: Frank Ocean, “Dear April” and “Cayendo”
LYRIC VIDEO OF THE DAY: Troye Sivan, “Take Yourself Home”
LATE-NIGHT PERFORMANCE OF THE DAY: Alicia Keys Puts An At-Home Spin On Flo Rida’s “My House”
FRIDAY FUR: Kenny Brain
