Mimi Imfurst, the notoriously funny and controversial queen from RuPaul's Drag Race, has released a hilariously lewd parody of Adele's "Someone Like You." Titled "Someone to Screw," Mimi unleashes a tirade of pent up frustration with her past sexual partner, and wishes him nearly every sexual ill in the world. I would not want to get on this beauty's bad side...
Warning: Large quantities of work-unfriendly language.
Watch the black-and-white saga, AFTER THE JUMP...
Somewhere on Houston street on the Bowery, Banksy has installed a bumper car-riding grim reaper as his 25th art piece for October. It'll be up after dusk from now through Sunday.
Check out his video, AFTER THE JUMP...
An Illinois pastor on his way to an anti-gay marriage protest in Springfield this week opted for offensive comparisons rather than rational thought when questioned by a reporter from Fox 32. He assured the reporter that "Our nation is not built on the strength of its army or its finances, but what goes on in our living rooms, and family always has been and will always be the foundation and bedrock of society. And so we're gonna stand for what God ordained; it's one woman, one man. Every child needs a mom and a dad." Things take an unpredictable turn after that.
Good As You's Jeremy Hooper reports:
...stick around until the 2:00 mark, when a local pastor compares gay parents like me to "five-year-olds who think they can drive cars."
Of course these folks will be rallying alongside one of the most overtly hostile organizations working in any of our states. Being compared to a reckless toddler with road rage might be tame compared to what else we'll hear today in Springfield.
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Illlinois LGBT activist group Gay Liberation Network is planning to picket Rep. Greg Harris, the lead sponsor of the marriage equality bill pending in the state legislature, on Saturday.
Writes the group, via press release:
GLN has been unique in publicly targeting the Democratic caucus, and especially House Speaker Mike Madigan (D-Chicago), for the failure of the bill, SB10, during the spring session and its uncertain fate in the current session.
"Because Speaker Madigan is so powerful, controlling access to jobs and contracts, most organizations are afraid to take him on and bluntly place blame where it's due," said GLN co-founder Andy Thayer. "Madigan controls the House as surely as Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel controls the City Council. When Madigan has wanted a party-line vote for far less popular measures, like gifts to the wealthy and well-connected, he's had no problem ramming them through the House. Like it or not, and mostly not, that's the way that politics works in this state."
Unlike pension "reform" and subsidies to already wealthy businesses that pay few, if any taxes, legislation favoring equal marriage rights in Illinois is overwhelmingly popular, with proponents outnumbering opponents by a nearly 2-to-1 margin, according to a February Crain's Chicago Business poll.
The protest is scheduled for 2 PM, Saturday, October 26 in front of Harris's district office, 1967 W. Montrose Avenue, Chicago.
Additionally, the Illinois Unites coalition has launched a three-day petition drive asking for a vote.
On Tuesday, after the March on Springfield, GLN unfurled a banner in the Capitol Building rotunda demanding SB10 be passed.
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ONE DIRECTION: "Story of My Life".
THIS WEEK: In unnecessary censorship.
ILLINOIS: Anti-gay activists have lobby day in Springfield.
DAVID PRUDEN: Meet the new head of "ex-gay" group NARTH. Good As You: "It's like an auto mechanic touting his new shop geared toward repairing cars that aren't broken. Except, you know—a million times worse."
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Mitt Romney building new mansion in Utah with "hidden door".
Sarah Palin declines Piers Morgan invitation with dead bear photo. "Oh dear Piers, thank you so much for all your invitations to appear on your shambolic show, including the adoring message you sent. But is it still any wonder why I've politely responded that I'm too busy doing, um, er... pretty much anything to accept the invite? (At least I didn't tell you to "get stuffed".)"
If Harvey Fierstein were a sheep.
Oklahoma man starts fire, destroys apartment over "homosexual demon": "He said he 'wasn’t gay, just high' and when he came to his senses, he couldn’t believe he let the male demon touch him." Bath salts?
Henry Cavill on the set of The Man From U.N.C.L.E..
Chicago Tribune: It's time to vote on the future of marriage. "Last February, the Illinois Senate approved the bill on a 32-24 vote. The measure has been stalled in the House because sponsors haven't been confident they have the votes to pass it there. It's time for a vote. It's time to get lawmakers on record. "
Britney Spears releases cover art for 8th album Britney Jean.
Rich Juzwiak catalogues all 226 clichés uttered by Katy Perry on her new album Prism. "Without a shred of cleverness or wit, Perry sh*ts out lyrics that would be groan-worthy coming from someone speaking idly on the subway. I calculated and the average time it takes her to drop a cliché on the Deluxe Edition, 16-track version of Prism song is 11.4 seconds."
Tom Matzzie, founder of the Ethical Electric Company and former director of MoveOn.org, found himself sitting near ex-NSA director Michael Hayden on the Acela Express outside Philadelphia, and began his own surveillance.
Gaga's sheer energy.
Celebrity scam artist arrested in New Orleans.
FedEx and other gay-friendly companies partner with anti-gay activist Gary Bauer on energy lobbying.
NYC's 250,000 street lights will be all LED by 2017: “LEDs are the wave of the future. They last forever and they use a lot less energy,” said Bloomberg. “The plan is for all city streets to be lit up with LEDs by 2017 and doing that will save New York City taxpayers a net of some $14 million a year.”
The AP clarifies some questions surrounding same-sex marriage in New Jersey.
West Virginia County Clerks can wait to respond to lawsuit over state's ban on same-sex marriage until attorney general Patrick Morrisey decides if he will intervene: " Kanawha County Clerk Vera McCormick and Cabell County Clerk Karen Cole are being sued in federal court by three couples who say West Virginia's gay marriage ban violates the 14th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution and unfairly discriminates against same-sex couples and their children."