If you thought Ted Cruz was creepy before, wait till you watch the treatment he got from the folks at Bad Lip Reading.
He’s got his eyes on the kids:
“That little boy has like a thousand freckles and everybody’s all ‘ooh’. Like there’s goobers on his bod.”
Ted’s also got some new campaign slogans, explains why he won’t be convicted for arson, and sings an Irish folk song to his daughters, consisting of the lyrics, “I made a hole and then barfed on the beach.”
Everything about it is just so, appropriate.
Watch Ted Cruz bad lip reading: