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A World Where Straight People Talk Like Gay Men: WATCH

Andy Towle March 10, 2016 Leave a Comment

straight people talk like gay men

What would a world look like where straight people talk like gay men?

straight_talkIt might look like Michael Henry's latest nightmare, in which basketball bros top their rim shots with cries of “yass, queen. yass, queen!”

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And women search the neighborhood for squirrels with G, and men with thick loads who PNP. And godmothers get called “hunty”.

Is it all just a terrible dream?

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Check out Henry's previous videos about how to turn a straight guy, ‘Gay Chicken.', and That Awkward Moment You Realize You've Had Sex with Your Friend's Boyfriend.

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