Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani may be recovered from COVID-19 but he’ll probably never recover from Randy Rainbow’s holiday classic.
Put your red noses on and sing (you know the tune):
Rudolph the leaky lawyer / had a very slimy face
and to the law profession / he was, well, a big disgrace
lots of confused New Yorkers / found that they were incorrect
They thought their former mayor / had a little self-respect
Then one night two years ago, Donald called to say
Rudy with your Rogained roots, help me hide my prostitutes.
And don’t miss the “Jingle Bells” coda.