Sarah Palin Hub




Sarah Palin: 'I Owe America A Global Apology' For Costing John McCain the 2008 Election: VIDEO

Palin

In a Thursday night segment on Sean Hannity's show criticizing President Obama's response to the ISIS threat, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin dropped the following truth bomb - candidly saying she owed America a "global apology" for screwing up John McCain's chances back in 2008. Because, you know, had McCain become President everything presumably would be sunshine and rainbows and peace and love...or something like that.

I think the correct phrase she was looking for when she settled on "global apology" was "global you're welcome"

Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...

And if you haven't yet watched Palin's Ice Bucket Challenge a few weeks back, you really owe it to yourself to check it out HERE

[via joe.my.god]

Continue reading "Sarah Palin: 'I Owe America A Global Apology' For Costing John McCain the 2008 Election: VIDEO" »


Sarah Palin's Ice Bucket Challenge Is Absolutely Priceless: VIDEO

Palin5

No need to watch the first 1:50 minutes of Sarah Palin's mindless, rambling banter in the video, but the last bit with the actual bucket is straight up 'GIF Image of the Year' material.

Cheers, AFTER THE JUMP...

Palin

Continue reading "Sarah Palin's Ice Bucket Challenge Is Absolutely Priceless: VIDEO" »


Sarah Palin Talks About the Minimum Wage In New Clip, Makes Absolutely Zero Sense: VIDEO

SarahPalinChannel

A new clip from Sarah Palin's online subscription channel, SarahPalinChannel.com, reveals a new level of nonsensical Palin madness. While attempting to discuss the minimum wage, Sarah becomes sidetracked and her sermon devolves into a 100% unintelligible mess.

Jezebel reports:

In the clip, she aims to dig at Elizabeth Warren, but instead gets tangled in her biblical references and general muddled disdain. Here's the text to really drive home how unintelligible the sounds issuing from her mouth are:

"We believe"? Wait, I thought fast food joints, hurh. Don't you guys think that they're like of the Devil or somethin' I was. Liberals, you want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint then ya just don't believe in, thought you wanted to, I dunno, send them to Purgatory or somethin' so they all go VEGAN and, uh, wages and picket lines I dunno they're not often discussed in Purgatory, are they? I dunno why are you even worried about fast food wages because dha.

Well, we believe an America where minimum wage jobs they're not lifetime gigs they're stepping stone"

A confusing sentiment to say the least. Should we be concerned? Only time will tell, though Ms. Palin should really consider hiring someone new to edit/write/produce her program.

Check it out, AFTER THE JUMP...

Continue reading "Sarah Palin Talks About the Minimum Wage In New Clip, Makes Absolutely Zero Sense: VIDEO" »


Sarah Palin Launches Online Network: VIDEO

S_palin

In case your conservative hag programming isn't quite what it needs to be, there is a new channel dedicated solely to that, and it is being launched by a failed vice presidential candidate-turned wannabe reality tv player.

Said Palin in a Facebook post announcing the venture: "Tired of media filters? Well, so am I. So, let’s go rogue together and launch our own member-supported channel! This will be OUR channel, for you and for me, and we’ll all get to call it like it is."

Subscribers will pay $9.95 per month or $99.95 annually for access to hear her prattle on.

Watch the announcement video, AFTER THE JUMP...

Continue reading "Sarah Palin Launches Online Network: VIDEO" »


Sarah Palin Brings Her Obama Impeachment Campaign to Sean Hannity: VIDEO

Hannity_palin

After her Breitbart op-ed yesterday calling for the impeachment of Obama, Sarah Palin ran into the welcoming arms of Sean Hannity to spew her teabagger word vomit.

"Lawlessness blah blah blah gunfight blah blah blah cojones blah blah blah... Ted Cruz blah blah blah..."

If anything else, watch the interview to reassure yourself she's just as unelectable as before, or just imagine Tina Fey for a moment.

Watch the certifiable nuttiness, AFTER THE JUMP...

Continue reading "Sarah Palin Brings Her Obama Impeachment Campaign to Sean Hannity: VIDEO" »


'Amazing America With Sarah Palin' Has Wrasslin', Cow-On-Man Action: VIDEO

Sarah_palin

The Sportsman Channel just unveiled the trailer for Amazing America with Tina Fey Julianne Moore Sarah Palin, and it’s got everything “real Americans” could want out of a reality show — wrasslin’, car racin’, shootin’, sleddin’, duck callin', taxidermy, plastic wildlife and a man being trampled by a bull — you betcha!

And all of this, ladies and gentlemen, is hosted by the Chick Fil-A eatin’, Duck Dynasty watchin’ former Miss Alaska who almost became the Vice President of the United States. Yes, let that settle in for a bit. Thanks a lot, John McCain.

We wonder if Palin’s rumored gay BFF will make an appearance. We'd watch the heck out of that.

Hate-watch the show's trailer AFTER THE JUMP...

Continue reading "'Amazing America With Sarah Palin' Has Wrasslin', Cow-On-Man Action: VIDEO" »


Trending



Towleroad - Blogged